The good news is that you'll live forever. The bad news is that Harry Reid will live forever.
Either this is the greatest health plan in history or Harry Reid is over-promising with this post-ObamaCare vote comment:
“Today we vote whether to even discuss one of the greatest issues of our generation – indeed, one of the greatest issues this body has ever face: whether this nation will finally guarantee its people the right to live free from the fear of illness and death, which can be prevented by decent health care for all.”
Live free from the fear of illness and death?
Well, hell, why didn’t the Democrats just mention immortality in the first place? Now that we understand the miracles to be wrought by ObamaCare, we’re behind it 110%. Maybe 115%.
Source: National Review
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Senator, leave this work to Oprah and God.
These days, it seems that our so-called elected public servants have lost their minds!
We should use that line when the issue of abortion comes up.
Obama care is the most important issue congress has ever faced? Really? What about slavery, women’s sufferage, session; declarations of war; hiring Acorn to conduct the census? These pale by comparison to the matter now before congress — Be it resolved that this nation will take one of its most collossal failures, Medicare, and force it upon all citizens, at ruinous expense. Calligula would be so proud.
I hope my kids sue the government for everything they don’t have when I die at 60 because I couldn’t get the health care I needed.
Well, we probably won’t live forever, but it will seem like it!
If harry or nancy or barry are going to live forever, I want to die today!
An infinite lifetime of taxes…Actually that’s the only way this will ever be paid off, so maybe they’re on to something.