Dennis Miller says Al Gore is a doofus

January 31, 2009, 6:59 am · 3 comments


YouTube Preview ImageWhile Senators of both parties bowed and curtsied to Al Gore, Dennis Miller used his sharply-honed analytical skills to determine that the man is a doofus, not a genius.

“He’s a bit of a doofus,” Miller observed. “He’s got too much of his personal salvation tied up in this for me to just take him at face value and think, well, it must be so. Al Gore said it.”

“Since the people of Tennessee essentially kept him from getting the White House, the people who knew him the best,” Miller continued, “I think that crushed his soul. I think he’s looking for something to brace himself up…I think at the core of it he’s a guy who’s guessing and must have some trepidation deep within that he’s clumsily overplayed this hand.”

There’s only one person in the world funnier than Dennis Miller. That person is, of course, Al Gore. He just doesn’t know he’s being funny.

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KansasGirl January 31, 2009, 7:22 am at 7:22 am
Robbins Mitchell January 31, 2009, 10:16 am at 10:16 am

anAL GOREtentive

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Dash RIPROCK III January 31, 2009, 11:53 am at 11:53 am

Al Gore’s funniest line is that the global warming debate is over and his side has a consensus.

All Scientific theories should be subject to debate. Only Flat-Earthers think it’s acceptable to declare that your side has a consensus and the debate is over.

The truth is that very little in the science arena is truly settled. If you’d like a little balance in your scientific information diet, please click on the following link:

http://www.hootervillegazette.com/videos.html

If you’d like the names of a few thousand qualified scientists who disagree with global warming, please click on this link:

http://www.hootervillegazette.com/globalwarming.html

Dennis Miller’s comments were right on the money. Speaking of money, how much has Al Gore earned on this global warming scam? Some say over 100 million.

Sincerely,
Dash RIPROCK III

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