Deport me? If America won’t change its crazy gun laws… I may deport myself says PIERS MORGAN. This douche nozzle is a bigger blowhard in print than on the air. If he doesn’t self-deport, perhaps he’ll self-abort.

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PsychoDad December 30, 2012 at 11:28 am

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Yeah, don’t let the door hit you in yer arse on the way out, mate.

Fenster314 December 30, 2012 at 1:31 pm

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Saw a “Top Gear” episode from 2011. Jeremy Clarkson made the comment that the car he was reviewing created a charge of excitement, similar to one you’d get if you had been allowed to set fire to Piers Morgan.

No wonder the guy left Britain.

Sidekick December 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm

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I work with a lot of Brits and I am looking forward to some Morgan perspective when I see them later in January. They are all ex pats and despise Obama but it will be interesting to see how the conditioning in the UK education system effected their views on guns.

sa_rose January 3, 2013 at 3:38 pm

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My exact thought!

MKR148 December 30, 2012 at 11:30 am

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Wow this dip shit really knows his fire power! WTF is a Magnum 45? Ass hats like him no nothing about a subject, in this case guns, but feel that they have the authority and expertise to speak publicly on the subject! F’ing libs!!!

Sidekick December 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

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The answer to your first question: malt liquor?

MKR148 December 31, 2012 at 8:31 am

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Lol! I was thinking the same thing.

Bonfire of the Absurdities December 30, 2012 at 11:39 am

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Oooooh, yeah, this is gonna change a lot of minds. (Sarcasm sign is lit.)

danybhoy December 30, 2012 at 11:43 am

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He’ll never leave, not because of guns anyway. He knows that he’ll always have armed security, so nothing he’s saying about leaving matters.

Now, if he gets sh!tcanned at CNN for having dozens of viewers, many of whom seem to work for media watchdog sites, he may leave. But why would CNN fire him when they have nobody who gets ratings at all? If he gets fired it will for being a pain in the ass.

Trickie December 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm

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American guns are the only reason his queen did not become hilter’s bitch, ( I cleaned it up for the holidays )

Sidekick December 30, 2012 at 12:49 pm

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Did you know that FDR iniitiated a campaign, after the Dunkirk evacuation, where Americans were asked to send small arms to Britain to help them defend themselves if the Germans invaded? Too bad they didn’t think of the 2d Amendment.

sa_rose January 3, 2013 at 3:39 pm

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Actually, she wan’t Queen then. Her Father, George the mmmV I think, was King during WWII. Its better when you have your facts straight.

ooddballz December 30, 2012 at 12:12 pm

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C’ya scumbag…But I won’t even help ya pack. I WILL drive ya to the airport though.

StrinaM December 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm

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Does he promises????

Sort of like… You can’t fire me! I quit!

Sidekick December 30, 2012 at 12:45 pm

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He really is a pussy.

KimmyQueen December 30, 2012 at 12:50 pm

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Bye!!!!

Whatever they all say the same thing and they never leave.

CO2Insanity December 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

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I’m still waiting for Alec Baldwin to move.

flashingscotsman December 31, 2012 at 9:50 am

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And Barbara Striesand.

KimmyQueen December 31, 2012 at 10:46 am

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The only one that truly left was Madonna, butshe never said that she was going to (that I remember) she just did it. I respected her for that. At least she had the intention to leave not really discuss it (again that I can remember) and left the country although of course she still made her money from here regardless.

Alec and Baba and whoever else they never ever left what the heck did they expect? that people would not vote for Bush so they could stay? The gave themselves too much credit and now Alec and others are doing the I got your Six commercials bleech!

tincan53 December 30, 2012 at 2:58 pm

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Hey Boat Dock, don’t let the door hit you in the ass when leaving.

DefHarryMelon December 30, 2012 at 3:16 pm

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Pierced organ can jump out now, for the good of everyone including his spawn.

Neo-7 December 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm
deepthinker December 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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Hells bells, lets get him on the first flight out of the country and make it a one way ticket.

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm

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Get the fuck out you communist asshole, be a man and go back to the UK and face the actions of your crimes against the people of your home country.
Of course we all know he’s full of shit as always, he needs to be deported to make the chicken-shit leave.

poppajoe49 December 30, 2012 at 10:54 pm

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I posted in the comments section:

YAY!!

Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!

I may even go to the airport to wave goodbye!

You have no clue about guns, and even less of a clue about our laws and Constitution. Don’t preach the failed policies of your home country to us. We don’t want to become England, we fought to be free of England. Too bad they won’t take you back!
BTW, what right do you have to talk to us about our laws when you’re here hiding from felony prosecution in England? You’re a criminal, and preaching about changing our laws? Shut the hell up!

jacksman December 30, 2012 at 11:10 pm

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Piers stays- Clinton COMA!!!! LOL. Wish i coulda wispered in her ear be careful what u wish for Mrs Clinton!

Not so silent December 31, 2012 at 9:56 am

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The only reason this Limey is opening his pie hole is to get attention. His ratings are so far in the toilet he does what the MSM does best, create a controversy to have people pay attention to him…He burned his bridges in Jolly Old England, appears the tar and feather crew may send him on his way here….

KimmyQueen December 31, 2012 at 10:43 am

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I remember this idiot from the time he was looking at Sarah Boyle with a disgusting and arrogant look (they all did in truth). After she belted out some serious voice there he couldn’t believe it the prick. He is a joke in England and he came here looking for a fresh start he is insane. He should have gone the route of Stuart Varney and got some respectability instead kept going with the thing that makes him stupid.

sa_rose January 3, 2013 at 3:43 pm

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Susan. Susan Boyle. As I have said before, he was a reality show judge, so how does that translate into any reason to be hired as a political commentator? He’s a loser, plain and simple. How much money does he make working here? What would his tax be in England and what is it here?

Alien January 3, 2013 at 4:23 pm

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i dunno.. i’m a software engineer, and I bloviate and BS about all sorts of politics & matters i shouldn’t.. That being said, I don’t appreciate his railing against my weapon either. He doesn’t understand that America will always have guns, because its always had guns.. Some of my english relatives even realize this (mostly its the lads).. They haven’t been able to hunt in the King’s forest for centuries anyway

ninja edit: I realize now you said “hired”.. point taken

Sidekick January 3, 2013 at 4:34 pm

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My last name is a reference to the King’s forest more specifically protecting the deer that lived in it. Old English last names were based on professions ie cooper, carpenter, barber, etc.

Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with anything but, Alien, your post sent me down that thought stream.

sa_rose January 4, 2013 at 7:16 am

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I like the new Avatar!

KimmyQueen January 4, 2013 at 8:04 am

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It is more apropos

DefHarryMelon January 3, 2013 at 5:54 pm

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Well, gee. His petition to deport is 102,644 a few minutes ago. Went up 15 in about ten minutes while I was there. Still 17 days left. Flip side of the finger is someone has a petition to protect piersed organ’s first amendment right (which is not under any threat) and to keep him in the country. That petition started 5 days after the deportation petition. So far they have cajoled 3,000 signatures or so.

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