Desperate investment bank entertains novel suggestion

In Japan they don't sit on the toilet, they squat over it
Desperate investment bank entertains novel suggestion. How bad is the worldwide financial crisis? Japanese investment bank Nomura, its share price languishing, might replace company sit-down toilets with Japanese-style toilets… which require squatting. “The company can surely avoid failure if they straddle over a Japanese-style toilet every day and strengthen their lower body,” says one shareholder. Hey, it’s a better idea than anything Barack Obama has suggested.

Author: J.P. Travis

Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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