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Any Home Depot, Lowe’s, or “work corner” on any given morning will net about a dozen.
http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/330-amazing-racist/
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We have a couple of empty lots here that serve the same purpose: Get cheap day labor without any strings. I am not a fan of illegals by any means, but some of those day laborers are here legally, some even born here. And I don’t the playing tricks on them is funny.
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I have no problem with the LEGAL day laborers, done it myself more than once.
I also have no problem with someone loading up a van/truck full of ILLEGALS and dropping them off at the INS. Hell, if our GOVERNMENT has a problem finding them, I think we should give ‘em a hand.
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I like that idea! Let’s all help out INS.
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Yes and the border is secure, too! (Wink wink)
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Ummm hmmm. Sure it is!
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DHS is under orders not to arrest any Obama voters.
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Not even potential Obama voters.
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The DHS dosen’t have time to deal with trivial matter like Illegals, they are too busy buying massive amounts of ammo to prepare for all the Ex-Military, Christian, Right Wing Domestic Terrorists.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. According to one “illegal” we cannot call them “illegal”–who do we think we are?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/feb/13/illegal-immigrant-tells-congress-not-call-him-ille/
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Out of respect for their feelings, I’ve taken to calling them criminal trespassers.
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I refuse to be PC…Illegal aliens……..illegal aliens……………illegal aliens…………illegal aliens…………….
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Illegal invaders, criminals, scum.
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Now ya’ll know why the good citizens in Arizona wanted to tar and feather the Little Napoleantano when she was their goobernor.
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The citizens of Arizona voted her in… They should have voted her out. Who knew 0bama did something good for the state in that regard.
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DHS can’t find ‘em ‘cuz they’re not looking in the most obvious places… if they’re looking at all.
Controversial. What do you think?
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” . . . but that’s not important now.”
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Mr Napolitano is too busy at the all-you-can-eat buffet to be bothered with illegal aliens….
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I hear he frequents truck stops.
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In other news, DHS can’t find it’s ass with both hands.
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How about Obama’s Aunt Zeituni?
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Family don’t count.
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