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February 7, 2010, 1:30 am · 2 comments

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OLDER: Miss Alaska says, “No, I can’t see Russia from my house.” Also can’t see stupidity of her statement.
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- Great news: British kids are even dumber than American kids (8)
  - JPT: Screw you Andrew! Our President gave your PM a set of DVDs (a cheap set at that) which was not even playable on UK DVD units due to Region Lock Encoding. That is how smart we are! Actually that is how dumb Obama is… And the BACKLASH (Tea Party Actions and general overall disapproval...
  - This is my new name: its like you just think of the stupidest think you could possibly say for each entry and then say it. you are either a master troll, or a typical left winger
- Not funny: U.S. official forced to apologize for joking about laughable Gadhafi (7)
  - JPT: Nice picture! Man, Bono looks like sh*t these days…
  - John: Couldn’t a said it better, This is my new name! You have a way with words.
  - This is my new name: This just in: A regular commenter on the site “ihatethemedia .com” has announced that gadhafi is a silly face poo nose idiot shit brain, and he will stab him in the face and i will
- Saturday Night Live takes the Prius out for a spin (1)
  - JPT: That was funny… Odd synchronicity: One of the girls I am seeing does have a Prius. Ever try to have a make out sesh in one of those? Not working out too well, I can assure you of that. Add that to the list of many, many problems that hybrids have. Hybrids suck. I drive an Avalon (also...
- Calvin Klein produces the most offensive commercial of the year (14)
  - JPT: Not to get weird… My pants never need to be protected from me ass in any way. Showering, general hygiene, wiping clean after doing the number two business, continence etc all unite to keep my pants unsoiled and in nice, fresh shape. I don’t ware socks either if case you want to...
  - This is my new name: what the **** is this ******* ****? is this **** airing on mother ******* television? who wants to see my ****?
- Huffington Post clears up the confusion about “deem and pass” (9)
  - JPT: So when Bicameralism is out of style (as the Hard Left sees it to be. Only because it does not favor the action they want to take) they ‘deem’ it to be okay to byPASS that just process. I ‘deem’ the Dems to be a flock of selfish and spiteful fools with a wicked...
  - PoliticalCircusBlog.com: “Deem and Pass”…Pe losi, may use this trick to forego the November 2010 election and “Deem” the members of her party imune from running for re-election. What we have here is an out of control government.
  - Thallus: Come on Andrew, explain to the masses in your grandiloquent style, the reasoning behind deeming something as undeniable if it isn’t already granted? Please remember the Constitution is not a document that grants rights. It grants nothing. What it is is a document that limits the power of...
- Michelle Obama has a hangover (10)
  - JPT: Hey, Laura Bush was not my pin up fantasy by any means. That said I am not digging Michelle the Belle and having to see her everywhere. Zoe Saldana or Halle Berry or Ildi Silva… Yes! Show more! Ms Socialist in Chief? Not, not so much, not really, NO! Unlike John Mayer, I love me some...
  - This is my new name: jesus, does anybody else notice her terrifying elbows? and why are there so many wrinkles in her smile? and wtf is up with her hairline?!
  - Dee Mac: Pearls, straight hair, and a french manicure? Has she turned on her past? She looks more like Mrs. Cleaver than she does Eldridge Cleaver.
- The Awareness Test: A great public service announcement (8)
  - This is my new name: damn bear interrupted my counting i was like “gtfo of here, bear!” and then he started dancing, so it was all okay, i guess
- Weird Headline of the Week: “Gay Catholic Ex-Stripper Awaits Birth of Twins Carried by Husband’s Sister” (3)
  - This is my new name: i must be missing something, cause nothing here makes any damn sense
- Cindy Sheehan may be imbalanced, but she is fair and imbalanced (3)
  - This is my new name: friggin crazy bitch, dont be sympathetic towards her her son chose his job, and knew the risk, she, nor anyone else had to power to stop his free will. by doing this, she is only dishonoring his sacrifice
  - Ruben: I feel badly for Cindy Sheehan. She lost a son in war. I don’t think that is any excuse to behave irrationally, as she did. She is a tragic figure.
- What’s the male equivalent of bitch? And how do you say it in Spanish? (10)
  - This is my new name: “that show only furthers the stereotype that george lopez is funny” -chris griffin
- Now Obama has even lost Howard Stern: “The Democrats are communists” (15)
  - JPT: Just fine Antonio. Anytime the issue comes up for a PUBLIC VOTE it gets defeated. Only when ‘advocate̵ 7; judges, appointed but unelected of course (in most cases) make the laws (not their role as the Judaical Branch of Government) or where there is not public ballot election...
  - This is my new name: yea, i was about the comment the same, this is REALLY old oh well.
  - This is my new name: im not understanding the point of that comment, annnnntoneyo
- Bad news for Democrats: Republican congressman thinks they should be covered by ObamaCare, too (8)
  - JPT: There are still some sensible voices still in Government. Most of them are speaking out AGAINST the nonsense of Big Government, the sick circus it has turned into, and are standing against theses Psycho Runaway Hard Left Democrats. http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=G44NCvNDL fc Better then...
  - Rodney: It’s difficult to understand what Jim means by “the 8 years that [Republicans] controlled everything” since they only really controlled “everything 221; for around 6 years during the Clinton administration; but to answer his question “Where were...
  - Jim S: This is purely political on Flemmings part. Where were the Republicans during the 8 years that they controlled everything and did NOTHING about health care costs? I’ll tell you! They were sitting on their butts and ignoring the fact that Bush and Cheney were borrowing and spending us...
- CNBC’s Jim Cramer afraid ObamaCare will drive federal tax rates to 50-60% (6)
  - JPT: Obama just wants TO CONTROL YOU LIFE! This is not some “right wing conspiracy” by any means. It is a QUOTE from the man himself. His stated purpose in plain English. http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=ir9n2sCx5 3o Stealing away more and more of people’s income and pissing it...
  - KimmyQueen: Exactly. In addition to federal and state taxes we pay fees and taxes on everything else from services, goods, etc. That is what I mean by surviving. Just to survive we need to pay for these things. If the feds take more we will have nothing.
  - Thallus: We already pay upwards to 50% of our income on taxes: Federal tax, Federal excise tax, State tax, property tax, city tax, sales tax, fuel tax, utility tax, dining tax, telephone tax, hidden tax (taxes levied on businesses that are passed to consumers), vehicle licensing fees, user fees,...
- Valerie Jarrett praises Obama because he’s “womanly” (4)
  - Kevin: Just a head’s up, I’m an Andrewphobe.
- Biden accidentally kills Irish Prime Minister’s mother (2)
  - Ray: Sounded like he’d already been celebrating for awhile.
  - Dick Wazinya: If you take a Canadian on a date, you can write the expense off on your taxes… Forgive the Canadians, for they do not understand what they do. They do enjoy a good belch, Eskimo-racism, and American bashing. Canadians do not possess the intellect required to own and operate a...
- Democrat dog pile: Even Chris Matthews attacks the Slaughter Strategy (3)
  - Pat from Michigan: Awaiting Andrew’s inevitable comment that Matthews is really a right winger.
  - trinity: Tweety may be a raving liberal loon, but he does have one thing right…it will cost the Dems dearly.
  - KimmyQueen: Is that a toupee? Well I am glad that his priorities are still straight.
- Democrats want Obama to delay trip, Indonesians want him to cancel it (3)
  - matthew s harrison: He pushed back the trip because he knows even his own countrymen hate him. he is terrified of going there. He should be more terrified of being here if he ramrods the HR bill through, because he will be run out of town on a rail, right back to kenya, because it is apparent...
  - Rumi: So, if this is true why does President Obama enjoy very high popularity in Indonesia? How can the “parties” ; break out if he is so well liked there? The protest you have pictures of and reference here had 50 people attending. They may have a party…but one can surely see...
- Snow, blizzards, ice. Damn that global warming. (23)
  - oldwolves: Now let me understand you jack. A tar laden runway with a parking lot on the other side. This has no affect on the station? Think of it like this. Try laying down on tar or concrete in the middle of the day with your shirt off. Notice that horrible burning on your back? Now lay down in...
  - Wes in MT: Hey Jacky Boy! Apparently you bumped your head again. Ever heard of the “heat island effect” ??? That’s what happens when you pave paradise and put up a parking lot. It’s why spring comes earlier to the big cities than in the countryside. (even back when the AGW...
  - Jack Mildam: > One of my favorite pictures posted on the internet was one where a weather station was at the front of an airport runway, and when the jets would take off , their jet blast would strike directly into the stations sensors. This is a great example of how stupidity is spread...
- Let’s pause now to watch Robert Gibbs squirm like a worm on a hook (3)
  - Josh Miller: I caught this live the other day. That guy is so full of shit. “You’re asking where people stand on health care, you’re asking where people stand, you want to know where people stand”. He says that same line like 5 times then totally dodges the question with...
  - Lanny: Shep Smith: “It’s nothing new. It’s NOT unconstitutional. 221; Shepard Smith is an ignorant little man and it’s sad they still keep him on Fox because it gives legitimacy to his ignorance. Just because an action’s constitutionality hasn’t been decided...
  - KimmyQueen: Gibbs’ body language: “Oh please stop asking me questions!” LOL Gibbsy that is your job to answer questions, if you don’t want to be in that position then go away. Did he even answer the questions? I have no idea what he said! Your question should be about what...
- Eco-wacko alert: First the glaciers cried, now they bleed (5)
  - Axel: we are killing the earth. but screw symbolism, drop the poetic crap and do something about it! this is natural though… just rust or organism trapped in iced aged after they had contact with oxygen.
- The other stupid thing the president said in his 3000% speech (8)
  - Ruben: Let the next civil war begin!
  - Doug: Dont forget the wonderful line where single payer will lower insurance costs by 3,000% So, in other words employers will be paid to have employees on the government plan. Wow, this is going to erase all our trillions of debt in no time!!!
- David Shuster gets another plum assignment (3)
  - Ruben: Prostitution is already legal in the form of MSM journalism.
  - RKae: I’m about to projectile vomit. Those ghastly beasts acting like “We’ve matured so much that we deserve to have some mischeif! We can handle it without it getting out of control! We’re a highly advanced civilization now!” Where’s Vesuvius when you need it?
- Jack Cafferty hates reconciliation, calls Pelosi “beyond sleazy” (5)
  - Ruben: MEMO TO: J. Cafferty, CNN Analyst/Commentator FROM: Clear-Thinking Individuals Everywhere SUBJECT: Jack Cafferty hates reconciliation, calls Pelosi “beyond sleazy” NOTE: Welcome, Mr. Cafferty.
  - matthew s harrison: did you hear wolf at the end try to get jack to come off his ire a little bit? the rub of that clip is that jack said he had not seen this level of BS before. That is the key-we needed barry/nancy to go over the edge to make all the non-communists in the DNC to finally see who...
- Fox News kills competition, Glenn Beck’s ratings make mockery of boycott (48)
  - Sparky43: JT51 Whats the deal ! Don’t you get the point. Glenn Stands before a large audience he presents the facts and backs it up with Audio and or Video. Usually of the person admitting their intentions. He gauges their actions and the evidence upon the Constituition and the fore fathers...
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