Donald Trump finally discovers long-lost birth certificate. On Leno’s Monday show, “Maher said he would donate $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice if the ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ host could prove he is not the ‘spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan’. … On Tuesday, a lawyer for Trump sent the letter to Maher with the birth certificate attached, asking the ‘Real Time’ host to make good on his late-night offer.” Maher’s foot is in his mouth, but in his case that’s an improvement.
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After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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