Conspiracy theory on crack: Ed Schultz explains why Christina Aguilera screwed up the national anthem

by editor on February 13, 2011

Good luck trying to follow Ed Schultz’ explanation of why Christina Aguilera screwed up the national anthem at the Super Bowl. In poor Ed’s twisted mind it had something to do with Fox.

And it goes downhill from there.

Seriously. It sounds as if Ed’s teleprompter died somewhere in mid-monologue, so he just started rambling and telling a story about his 8-year old son that had no real point.

Don’t worry, Eddie. We suspect that you’ll soon you’ll have lots of free time to spend with the little tyke.

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Conservative Kentuckian February 13, 2011 at 2:49 am

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Augh! This was painful to watch. Where do these people come from? Fox messed up the National Anthem? It was beautifully sung? Two tomcats quarrling over a mate sounds better. Give me a break. I guess it just goes to show that Liberal is as Liberal does, and the word is stupid with a capital stupe.

Roswell Ed February 13, 2011 at 6:09 am

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Lord I was born a rambling man!!

doug February 13, 2011 at 6:59 am

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Fox is the most powereful name in news…but what the hell are they supposed to do, waterboard Agulerra in the green room until she gets the national anthem right…then send her out there all wet?

What? …thats what they did? …and it still didnt work? I was wondering what happend to her hair!

I guess the liberals are right…torture doesn’twork!

Elrond Hubbard February 13, 2011 at 1:28 pm

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The real victims of torture were the millions of football fans who had to endure Aguilera’s caterwauling.

Greg February 13, 2011 at 5:10 pm

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I thought that was Cindi Lauper?? They should have let the Glee chick sing the anthem or better yet the young opera singer (Jackie Evancho).

whatabeanr February 13, 2011 at 7:30 am

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Ugh, I don’t know what’s worse…his rambling or listening to his fat @$$ gasp for air between words.

slick willie jihd February 13, 2011 at 7:57 am

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the man is an idiot. he went out on a limb and picked the favorite to win the super bowl. and the playoffs are called the post season not the off season.

DeanH February 13, 2011 at 9:30 am

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It sounded like fat edbert was about to say Fox news declared the seats unsafe. Turns out it George W Bush though, right?

paul mitchell February 13, 2011 at 9:55 am

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Waterboarding Christina Aguilera is a GREAT idea, Doug. I am all in on it.

hisham February 13, 2011 at 10:27 am

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Waterboarding Christina Aguilera is a GREAT idea, Doug. I am all in on it.

Why stop there?

J.P. Travis February 13, 2011 at 12:29 pm

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Somebody should explain to Ed that the Fox Network which carried the Super Bowl is not quite the same thing as the Fox News Channel that he considers his enemy. Fox is just another prime-time TV channel with the same liberal-weenie-dominated sitcoms and shows that all the other TV channels have.

Get a grip on reality, Ed. Sheesh.

KimmyQueen February 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm

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He needs to lose weight and go see a doctor. He must be heck to sleep with he must snore like a rhino… okay so…

What?

Fox didnt get the National Anthem right? what? “Fox” sang that national anthem not Christina Aguilera? Is he really this stupid or… is he drunk?

Suzanne February 13, 2011 at 1:55 pm

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Two words: Charmin and flush.

LASunsett February 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

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To call him a stupid son of a bitch insults all of the fine upstanding stupid sons of bitches in the world.

Neo-7 February 13, 2011 at 3:33 pm

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Special Ed is living proof of the Libtard belief , that’s its possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Jim Stewart February 13, 2011 at 3:59 pm

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Geezus, Ed has to be talking to himself these days. How in hell can anyone sit through that blather night after night? Oh this is perfect, the captcha code is 8xBS. Yes indeed. Ed’s BS is 8 times worse than regular BS. In fact, bulls everywhere should sue Ed for defamation of the term.

Greg February 13, 2011 at 5:06 pm

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He forgot to mention the very loud cheer from the crowd when they showed “W” on the big screen at the stadium.

Careful though or we’ll get another Ed (Rendel) on television. Maybe they could put them together…Ed Suared.

danybhoy February 13, 2011 at 8:46 pm

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At this point, does ANYONE give a damn about ANYTHING Specail Ed says?

thallus February 14, 2011 at 6:46 am

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Ed who?

Rogertheshrubber February 14, 2011 at 7:11 am

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Why do I get the feeling Special Ed will be heading for one of these VEEEERY soon?

http://www.thetrickery.com/full/viking-boutique-straight-jacket__6487.htm

RTS

Browns44 February 15, 2011 at 9:06 pm

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And you wondered why he is called “Special Ed”?

danybhoy February 15, 2011 at 9:53 pm

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I started calling him that because he seems to be an abusive retard. At least that’s how I read him anyway.

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