EU wants to ban youth unemployment. “The European Commission wants to oblige EU countries to all people under 25 to secure a job (sic). How states are to implement the guarantee, it will not betray.” An idea so stupid, you wonder how the Euroclowns managed to beat the Kleptocrats to it.

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deepthinker December 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm

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I’ve got the perfect solution. Military service for all or public works for all. Street swipers, solid waste workers.

Sidekick December 3, 2012 at 3:31 pm

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Even on my best (as in worse) day I couldn’t make up something this insane.

poppajoe49 December 3, 2012 at 6:18 pm

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Come on, you’re just not trying!

Neo-7 December 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm

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Let the “under 25 ” folks run the EU for a month or two to help the EU better understand the wisdom of their folly .

Navyvet2 December 3, 2012 at 5:58 pm

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They are going to ban unemployment for the under 25.
Lessee. The the loon ass liberals, the ones in this country, not the loon ass liberals in Europe, (although it is impossible to tell them apart) also banned guns in Shitcagahole. How about if we ban clouds from forming? That makes as much sense. That’s why either Russia, China, or the Muzzies will control the world. They will just shoot these dumb assholes simply for being to stupid to take up oxygen. Meanwhile, Europe and the USSA think, “Oh now that’s a good idea.”

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 3, 2012 at 6:07 pm

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We should ban the EU before we are all unemployed. Now if they were to ban stupid, we might get somewhere.

flashingscotsman December 3, 2012 at 9:27 pm

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There’s not enough room in prison for all the people who would have no choice but to defy that law.

poppajoe49 December 3, 2012 at 6:21 pm

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They can’t ban stupid, they would all lose their jobs.

danybhoy December 5, 2012 at 5:17 am

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They can’t FIX stupid, & they SHOULD all lose their jobs.

jcrowley1985 December 5, 2012 at 5:58 am

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Of course they should, why should Corporate Greed have to provide jobs?

Sidekick December 5, 2012 at 6:01 am

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Hey, Genius, companies do not provide jobs they create them. World of distinction there….loser.

flashingscotsman December 5, 2012 at 6:32 am

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TD,………….MO.

Turds.

PsychoDad December 3, 2012 at 8:18 pm

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Now hold on, hold on.Is this “Mish” certain that was the Frankfurter Allgemeine and not the Onion Allgemeine he was reading?

Honest to God, Sidekick has it right, you just can’t make this up. “Unemployment is a problem so we’ll . . . just outlaw unemployment!”

/Isn’t this right out of Chapter 254 of Atlas Shrugged?

RobertW December 3, 2012 at 8:34 pm

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meanwhile the youth in Asia just keep killing old ppl.

poppajoe49 December 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm

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You do realize the irony of that statement, right?

youth in Asia

Euthanasia

RobertW December 3, 2012 at 9:11 pm

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:D

i’ve been sittin on that for awhile now. glad this story came along.

jcrowley1985 December 4, 2012 at 2:08 am

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We wouldn’t have a problem with unemployment in the first place if Corporate Greed didn’t eliminate the jobs for their own greedy needs.

Sidekick December 4, 2012 at 4:35 am

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Read a book. You might learn something.

poppajoe49 December 4, 2012 at 5:25 am

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It’s too late. His brain cells are incapable of absorbing facts, they’re clogged with Mountain Dew syrup and Cheeto dust. The only access there is to his brain are the corporate greed and Ron Paul synapses.

Not so silent December 4, 2012 at 8:58 am

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If they did this, Crowley would have to work and couldn’t spend his time wasting ours.

ooddballz December 4, 2012 at 10:33 am

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Hey croley, the just made stupidity a capitol offense. Kill yourself immediately.

poppajoe49 December 4, 2012 at 5:29 pm

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He’s not smart enough.

DirtClub December 4, 2012 at 12:19 pm

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It’s only a matter of time before the Demoncraps want to try it here as well

DirtClub December 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm

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Maybe they could ban car accidents, too, while they’re at it?

poppajoe49 December 4, 2012 at 10:36 pm

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And crime, illness, and death!

RobertW December 5, 2012 at 3:09 am

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i don’t think we can ban crime. If we ban laws, however;…

flashingscotsman December 5, 2012 at 6:33 am

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Hey, everything else that’s banned doesn’t happen any more, does it?

drb December 5, 2012 at 3:17 am

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they are trying

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