That darn zigzag pattern is piling up high as a panda's eye in China
We also had a pronounced zigzag pattern back in the 70s, but it appears that the global warming gurus are still smoking dope.
A recent Associated Press report advises us to forget things like “Beijing had its coldest morning in almost 40 years and its biggest snowfall since 1951. Britain is suffering through its longest cold snap since 1981. And freezing weather is gripping the Deep South, including Florida’s orange groves and beaches.”
Yes, the AP informs us that “Experts say the cold snap doesn’t disprove global warming at all — it’s just a blip in the long-term heating trend.”
According to the same experts, we are in what is referred to as a “pronounced zigzag pattern.” No, we are not making that up, but we we think it’s possible that the experts are. They say, “…air flow has become bent into a pronounced zigzag pattern, meandering north and south.”
The same experts also predict that the worst is over. According to Jeff Masters, director of meteorology for Weather Underground, a forecasting service “more typical winter weather” is expected “across North America early next week.”
We are, of course, highly-trained meteorologists here at IHateTheMedia.com. And although we are not experts in climate change, we are able to recognize hot air when we see it.
Source: MSNBC.com
- Written by Patrick Michael
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here’s the inside dope — they copied the zigzag theory from their rolling papers.
Where has Al Gore gone? Is he still fund raising or preaching anywhere?
That SOB should be up on fraud charges. Hey, I normally would not give a damn about a snakeoil salesman, I see them on TV selling products all the time, & if you call now, we’ll double the order, just pay seperate shipping…sorry. But Gore’s attempt to sell his snakeoil is to use the force of gov’t to make you pay for his crap. That’s wrong, his whole deal is a fraud, & he should be investigated. Keep in mind, Gore was worth about $1miilion when he left politics, today he’s worth about $250million, I don’t know what he’s produced for his fellow man in the way of goods or services, but he made his pile. But I will say he did’nt earn much of it honestly.