FBI files: Teddy Kennedy was exactly what you always thought he was

by editor on March 1, 2011

New FBI documents have been revealed that prove something conservatives have always known: Teddy Kennedy was a vile, perverted traitor who was willing – eager, in fact – to sell out his country to foreign leftists.

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It was unfair of us to call Teddy Kennedy a vile, perverted traitor. Our apologies. We should have called him a fat, vile, perverted traitor.

Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption, announced today that it has obtained previously redacted material from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) file of the late Senator Edward “Ted” Kennedy, who died in August 2009 from brain cancer. Judicial Watch obtained the records pursuant to a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit originally filed on June 9, 2010 (Judicial Watch v. FBI (Case No. 10-963)).
The documents include a December 28, 1961, State Department memo describing a tour of several Latin American countries taken by then-Assistant District Attorney of Suffolk County Kennedy. This document as it was originally made public was almost completely redacted. After an initial challenge by Judicial Watch, a version with fewer redactions was released. Judicial Watch continued to argue that the blackouts were baseless and, after six more months, the FBI relented. Among the statements previously withheld but now made available to Judicial Watch:

“While Kennedy was in Santiago he made arrangements to ‘rent’ a brothel for an entire night. Kennedy allegedly invited one of the Embassy chauffeurs to participate in the night’s activities.”

“[I]n each country Kennedy insisted on interviewing ‘the angry young men’ of the country. He wanted to meet with communists and others who had left-wing views. . . . Ambassador Freeman, Bogota, said the first person whom Kennedy wanted to meet was Lauchlin Currie.” (The document subsequently identifies Currie as a person who “had been mentioned in Washington investigations of Soviet spy rings.”)

“[I]n Mexico Kennedy asked Ambassador Mann that certain left-wingers be invited to the Embassy residence where interviews could be held. Mann took the strong position that he would not invite such people and stated that if any such interviews were to be conducted, all arrangements should be made by Kennedy himself.”

Add these stories to the declassified Soviet revelations that Teddy had volunteered to work with the U.S.S.R. to undermine President Reagan and the final portrait of Kennedy is what might be called horribly unflattering.

So please fix yourself Teddy’s favorite drink, a Chivas and soda and join us in this toast:

May you burn in hell, you perverted old traitor.

Source: JudicialWatch.org

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Mistella March 1, 2011 at 3:03 am

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“I just couldn’t bear the though of anyone drowning in a river while trying to make a better life for themselves.” Senator Ted Kennedy

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nuke March 1, 2011 at 3:53 am

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I don’t think there was ever a doubt Chappaquiddick Ted was an asshole and imbecile.

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Gigabyte March 1, 2011 at 8:31 am

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Except among the turds in Massachusetts who worshipped the ground he walked on and continually put him back in office, over and over and over again…..

Yet another reason why I refuse to accept a job offer from that state. Hell I won’t even do business with anyone from there.

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Omar March 1, 2011 at 4:28 am

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Burying that treasonous bastard at Arlington is the ultimate desecration of that place.

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JustAl March 1, 2011 at 5:58 am

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While I completely agree with you, your comment did remind me that the placement of a national cemetery there was, initially, meant to desecrate the home of the gentleman who owned Arlington.

Even worse is thinking about what it cost and how many who actually served are still waiting for burial at sea. An honor his nephew was afforded despite having never served at all.

I read this story yesterday, as I understand it, this escapade was carried out while he was an assistant DA. It makes me wonder how many people who just wanted to get laid he prosecuted under prostitution statutes.

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perlcat March 1, 2011 at 8:35 am

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I’da buried the f*cker at sea. My toilet still works.

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hisham March 1, 2011 at 9:06 am

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I’m sorry I can’t give you more thumbs up for that one, perlcat.

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perlcat March 3, 2011 at 6:30 pm

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The only downside to that plan is that he’d start a grease fire at the crematorium, and when finally rendered, would still plug my toilet.

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Noelegy March 1, 2011 at 7:23 am

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It always aggraved me that they went to so much trouble and expense to retrieve JFK Jr.’s remains…only to bury him at sea. And then to do that while so many veterans are not afforded the privilege: that is unconscionable.

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DeanH March 1, 2011 at 11:03 am

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I cared nothing about the goings on after he croaked it. I remember the moment I heard his dad got killed. I was in first grade and they sent us home. i remember liking Jr for many years. That he remained mostly unpolitical publicly made it that for me. Ach, well nothing lasts forever! I am sorry he chose to fly himself and the 2 women into the water. I am glad that he was not targeted for his foibles and dalliances. Or was he? I don’t know. He was, like it or not, America’s last prince and his passing was tragic.

He was cremated so it wasn’t like the old Naval burial at sea, right?

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jukin March 1, 2011 at 7:50 am

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WOW! Teddy definitely blew by XL, XXL, XXXL, and was at ‘OH MY GOD ITS COMING AT ME’ size.

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Ruben March 1, 2011 at 7:55 am

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Love that image above. His trunks look like they have a “POLICE LINE: DO NOT CROSS” strip across them and the orange safety cone only reinforces that. How fitting to consider him a walking, talking, breathing crime scene given what happened at Chappaquiddick.

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Wes March 1, 2011 at 8:06 am

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That’s the guy who drove drunk into a lake and left a woman dead in his car while he waited at a hotel for his alcohol to wear off, right? Ok, was just making sure.

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Conservative Kentuckian March 1, 2011 at 10:25 am

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She wasn’t dead when he slunk off like a yellow cur with his tail tucked between his legs. When they did get to her they found her body contorted in such a shape that led them to believe that she was trying to get every bit of air trapped in the car and died that way.

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RockingHorseGuy March 1, 2011 at 1:18 pm

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Just a little speed bump for old Ted. Nothing to get all worked up over.

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Marie March 1, 2011 at 8:52 am

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editor March 1, 2011 at 9:18 am

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Outstanding argument you make, Marie.

Laura Bush (nee Welch) was a 17-year old school girl when she caused a traffic accident that killed one of her friends. Teddy Kennedy was an adult. He was undoubtedly drunk and undoubtedly cheating on his wife when he drove off a bridge, abandoned the young woman he was with and fled the scene while she drowned in his car.

Yeah, you’re right. Those are identical circumstances. And then there’s that unreported story about Laura Bush renting out an entire Chilean brothel during her senior trip.

C’mon, Laura, is this the best you can do to defend Uncle Teddy?

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Ruben March 1, 2011 at 11:09 am

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Marie. your feeble and typical left-wing attempt at moral equivalency failed epically. Your intellectual flatulence, Madam, reeks of the mental food you’ve been devouring.

By the way, I’m no fan of the Bushes or neo-cons.

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USA Patriot March 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm

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Oh for cryin’ out loud. Who was comparing party! This is a conversation about a vile creature who deliberately let a young woman die, who – well, read the story!

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KimmyQueen March 1, 2011 at 4:17 pm

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I love liberals and their moral equivalency. Why even Laura Bush? She wasn’t an elected official and she never stepped out of bounds from her position. You barely heard from her. She made nothing that changed anyone’s life in any way. Pathetic.

Are you really comparing Laura Bush to Ted Kennedy? Seriously? You must be a liberal.

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DeanH March 2, 2011 at 8:52 pm

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That a person (word used in the loosest sense) would give this a downward thumb is baffling. Hmmm. Baffle reminds me of waffle. Now I want breakfast which is not necessarily waffling.

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hisham March 1, 2011 at 9:13 am

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Here he is, the ‘poster boy’ for Treason America! May he burn in the very most depths of HELL! I despise all traitors…in case you didn’t know.

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Grammar Fuhrer March 1, 2011 at 11:05 am

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I’m not at all surprised.

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DeanH March 1, 2011 at 11:26 am

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I gotta forgive the f’n dog but only under duress of threat from God. He was a liar, cheat, arrogant, Etc… stinking pile of dogdung and all that, who strove to his dying day to eliminate the constraints placed on him, his ilk and the government by the Constitution that prevented our absolute subjugation. It seems to be that many of the members of his extended family, mostly the males, are prone to frequent momentary lapses of reason usually involving females other than their wives if married and alcohol. Funny, Charlie Sheen’s dad only played president on TV and he’s just like the kind of arrogant putz the Kennedys have so many examples of.

It has been considered by some that Teddy had a lot of the old smuggler blood that pops had. Mostly cocaine and heroin to flood target areas in large cities for profit and to serve the socialist agenda he would use if only he got the chance.

It is my hope that he only spend half of eternity getting gangpunked in hell.

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deepthinker March 2, 2011 at 11:15 am

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and the other half being water boarded with a radio going in the back ground. O Blackwater by the Dobbie Brothers should be the music of choice.

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Dave March 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

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As the old bumper sticker said: Ted Kenneduy’s car has killed more people than my gun.

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CaliforniaDave March 1, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Paden March 1, 2011 at 2:08 pm

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Gee..I wonder if the food Nazi ever told fatso to eat carrots ?

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anon 2 March 1, 2011 at 2:50 pm

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the real surprise, would have been if – he really was – as great, as he was said to be

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Elrond Hubbard March 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm

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Ted Kennedy was the political Flounder, going through life fat, drunk and stupid.

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Lanny March 1, 2011 at 3:47 pm

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The gravest injustice of the last century was the undue praise and honor heaped on this miserable piece of fetid cheese simply because his father was rich and his brothers* were clever herders of sheep.

*And please don’t respond back with some half-baked accolade for JFK cutting taxes, as if the RINO Milhous wouldn’t have done the same thing and at least had the decency to keep his wedded willy in his pants around drugged-out starlets with self esteem issues. All the Kennedys can f off as far as I’m concerned.

Have a nice day :)
Love, Lanny

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DeanH March 2, 2011 at 9:07 pm

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Ok. The fact that JFK ordered bombing raids on North Vietnam in 62 does surprise lots of people. Those old A26 Avengers had an ARVN sitting on a parachute in the back, and an America pilot/advisor and copilot/advisor. They’d fly north, or east in many cases, release and turn back. When the officers/advisers (not the ARVN) got back to the club JFK would be on TV discussing the military advisory role there. No offensive combat ops or personnel. All happy happy learny learny.
He did give a great speech about why taxes were too high. He was a very charismatic fellow. True that it is unfortunate how far charisma can take a lying cheat up the chart, but true none the less.

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Elrond Hubbard March 1, 2011 at 6:56 pm

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Love that picture of Teddy in a bathing suit. Paint a swastika on his ass and he could be mistaken for the “Hindenberg”.

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perlcat March 1, 2011 at 7:54 pm

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…and only slightly less likeable.

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anon 2 March 1, 2011 at 10:14 pm

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some people are just naturally photogenic

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deepthinker March 2, 2011 at 11:11 am

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Hopefully his fat ass is burning in hell. Most people knew he was a dirty bastard that left a young woman to drown. Now we know he was much worse than that. It also appears that brother Robert was a leftist and communist as well.

Thank God that the last of them have left congress, now they just need to fade away into the past.

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