
Thumbs up, Loteros! If global warming won’t kill people, darn it, they’ll just have to kill themselves.
Our alternate headline for this story was “Al Gore involved in murder-suicide pact.”
The New York Daily News reports the truly tragic result of global warming hysteria:
A seven-month-old girl miraculously survived alone for three days after one of her parents shot her in the chest – apparently as part of a bizarre murder-suicide pact blamed on global warming.
The baby was discovered with a bullet casing in her chest and covered with blood by police in the Argentinean city of Goya, near the bodies of her parents and 2-year-old brother, the Latin American Herald reported Saturday.
Police broke into the home after neighbors complained of a stench coming from the house. The boy was found with a gunshot wound in his back, while his parents died from gunshot wounds to the chest.
The parents, 56-year-old Francisco Lotero and 23-year-old Miriam Coletti, are believed to have been spurred by their fears about global climate change, London’s Telegraph reported.
A letter was found on a table expressing the couple’s anger at the government for not responding to the environmental crisis.
As a result of these tragic and truly needless deaths, we can no longer say Teddy Kennedy’s car has killed more people than global warming has.
So we bid a fond farewell to Lotero family and a great bumper sticker.
Source: New York Daily News
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woah woah woah woah woah
your telling me
they shot a baby…in the chest….and it didnt die?
holy shit i need to see that report, what does ballistics have to say about that?
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BIG AL, if you put on any more weight, you’ll be fat enough to butcher.. and you’re already looking like a walrus.. no offense to walruses
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Tragic doesnt even begin to say what this is.