Sneak preview of the first car developed by Obama Motors (formerly General Motors)

June 1, 2009, 9:00 am · 7 comments

(Originally published three weeks ago, we felt today would be an appropriate day to rerun it)

It’s sleek. Powerful. And comes with a remarkably fuel efficient ethanol engine. It’s the 2010 Czar Car from Obama Motors.

obama_motorsDesigned by well-known automotive designer Barack Obama, the Czar Car simultaneously protects the environment and the President’s union constituents.

The Czar Car runs on ethanol and gets a million miles per gallon. Once a decade when your gas tank gets low, just pull into the cornfield in your neighborhood and say, “Fill ‘er up.”

The 2010 Czar Car is currently just a prototype, but you’ll soon see if being driven by members of ACORN as they travel around the country performing census duties and counting people who don’t exist in Democratic districts.

Best of all, the Czar Car comes with a lifetime guarantee supplied by the government of the United States of America.

And since it comes from the same people who brought you the Post Office and the Department of Motor Vehicles, we suggest you keep that warranty handy at all times.

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

elvis May 12, 2009, 7:03 am at 7:03 am

hahahaha!
NICE

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Ray May 12, 2009, 7:32 am at 7:32 am

And the guarantee is as good as a politician’s promise.

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StunninglyAverage May 12, 2009, 9:05 am at 9:05 am

LMAO! Had to watch it over and over again. I didn’t see any ACORN workers spilling out of the wreckage… do they turn to dust when the sunlight hits them?

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SpeedFlux May 12, 2009, 9:29 am at 9:29 am

Great, it is so cool

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SpeedFlux May 12, 2009, 9:52 am at 9:52 am

Great, it is so cool movie

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CrazyTim May 12, 2009, 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm

Hey check out the new Obama Motors Key Chain now on sale! Follow the Link below.
http://rocklakecrafts.com/product.sc?categoryId=1&productId=168

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Dee Mac June 1, 2009, 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm

Crazy, I followed your link above. Who gets the profit from this? I pray it is some individualistic entrepreneur who gets filty rich and doesn’t pay taxes!

That said, I think we already have several of the Czar cars on the roads around here in Southern California – Gives us something to aim our SUVs at – Just kidding, don’t be so sensitive out there!

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