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Fish pedicure case goes to court. First they come for your guns, then they come for your Garra Rufa fish.

Contributed on January 15, 2013 by J.P. Travis, who has submitted 665 posts. Author's website.

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ooddballz January 15, 2013 at 1:00 pm

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Sounds fishy to me.
Hey, someone had to say it……..

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 1:09 pm

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I think the fish will win in court. After all, who knows more about the scales of justice than a fish?

Trickie January 15, 2013 at 2:58 pm

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I bet they got some shark for a lawyer

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 8:03 pm

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But the bad guys will clam up.

sifi January 15, 2013 at 8:33 pm

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In that case, they’re off the hook.

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 8:47 pm

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But they’ll still owe a tuna money to the lawyers.

sifi January 15, 2013 at 8:52 pm

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Sorry Charlie.

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 9:19 pm

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I sea what you’re trying to do. You wanna take this thread and fillet with puns.

sifi January 15, 2013 at 9:32 pm

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I’ve about seine enough.

drb January 16, 2013 at 7:41 am

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it’s good for the sole

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:23 am

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She’s got nice toes. I volunteer to check them out, and give a report.

PsychoDad January 15, 2013 at 1:02 pm

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Just say that having your feet fish-nibbled is your sexual orientation, add another letter to LBGQTRHHKFNJFUYROLLFJJSSDGGTYPOKMNGT or whatever it’s up to now, and you’ll be fine

ooddballz January 15, 2013 at 1:06 pm

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Or claim the fish are bi-sexual transgender post op transsexual fish, and play the discrimination card.

poppajoe49 January 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm

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Makes me wonder, if I suck on her toes after this pedicure, will they taste like fish?

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 8:29 pm

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Well, they’ll taste like sole…

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 6:26 am

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I knew you’d say that you heel.

Not so silent January 15, 2013 at 1:06 pm

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Damn Fish Greed…..

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 1:08 pm

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Egad, crowley baiting?

ooddballz January 15, 2013 at 1:14 pm

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Okay chum, I’ve haddock up to herring with the bad fish puns.
We all know crowley sponges off the taxpayer, but there is no need to carp about it. It makes him crabby.

Now I am sure he will throw a whale of a fit.

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 1:46 pm

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You used all the fish puns, you basstard!

PsychoDad January 15, 2013 at 1:49 pm

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Chill baby, he only did it for the halibut.

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 2:29 pm

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Yes, but he did it on porpoise.

sifi January 15, 2013 at 8:17 pm

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Bottom Feeder

PsychoDad January 15, 2013 at 1:48 pm

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I think we’re going to have bigger worries tomorrow, brethren and sistren.
http://twitchy.com/2013/01/15/human-prop-aganda-obama-to-announce-gun-control-measures-flanked-by-kids/

Just remember. He’s only doing it for *sniff* the children.

Snafu January 15, 2013 at 2:53 pm

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Hilarious. I was in Moab, Utah this summer and happened to plunk my tired and sweaty piggies into a nice creek for a rest when suddenly my feet were surrounded by little fish just like the ones in the picture. Having the most ticklish feet on the planet, it was all I could do not to cry out and thrash around while the little guys were doing their thing. Soon I was joined by others in my party, including a seven year old. We all survived with no adverse effects – well, can’t speak for the fish.

JPTravis January 15, 2013 at 8:05 pm

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If you believe in reincarnation, coming back as a foot-nibbling fish has to be bad karma.

sifi January 15, 2013 at 8:13 pm

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Hmmm, I wonder if when the Arizona salon owner had to shut down the Garra Rufa fish were released into some river or stream and they spread north to Utah. If that’s the case you and your friends got $30 fish spa pedicures for free.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:27 am

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“Vong said she spent $40,000 setting up her spa fish operation, including the purchase of tiny Garra Rufa fish from China. She lost that investment and had to fire employees after regulators forced her to close the spa fish operation”

Just another leftist attack on people trying to make a living. Oh, and feeding the unemployment line a few more people, just to try to help out the economy.

sa_rose January 16, 2013 at 12:21 pm

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All kidding aside, I wonder what DID she do with the fish? I certainly hope they weren’t released into the wild to screwup another ecosystem!

JPTravis January 16, 2013 at 3:13 pm

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We don’t know for sure, but hikers reported seeing three mountain lions standing in the same pond as a flock of sheep last week… all of them just standing there with happy looks on their faces. Could be a clue.

sa_rose January 17, 2013 at 6:22 am

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http://youtu.be/tlGyu7l3KcU