Fluke: All Your Money Belongs to My Sex Drive! Let’s make a deal Sandra. Since we don’t care what goes on in your pants how about you keep your greedy fingers out of the back pockets of ours!

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Bonfire of the Absurdities March 13, 2012 at 3:25 pm

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Geez, isn’t her 15 minutes of pointless notoriety up yet?

Ruben March 13, 2012 at 4:31 pm

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It should have been over 23:54:08 ago, but when you have the media hacks at CNN, MSNBC, et al who keep the story on life support, well, 15 minutes becomes a fortnight.

RKae March 13, 2012 at 3:59 pm

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To maintain my status as an “old man conservative,” I have to ask what I always ask when it comes to the whining of progressives and their sudden discovery of a new right that leads to a new policiy: What did we used to do?

How did we make it this far without free contraception?

Of course, they’re going to tell me that if I don’t like abortion I should give them free contraception… which is basically saying, “Give me what I want or the fetus gets it!”

Trouble is: more contraception = more abortions: http://www.lifenews.com/2012/02/17/studies-birth-control-contraception-dont-cut-abortions/

KimmyQueen March 13, 2012 at 6:23 pm

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Interesting. So basically I got to pay for something she wants and I dont want.

Well Flukey girly I want a free vacation to the Caribbean… Better work on those lawyer skills girl cause you sending me to Puerto Rico! After all it is a basic right. I am getting bored and I have the right to be not bored. Sunscreen and bathing in the sea are all part of basic health care. It makes me happy, when I am not happy I am sad and sadness is bad for my health.

I bet she wouldn’t like that would she?

flashingscotsman March 15, 2012 at 9:50 am

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Kimmy, you’re not a liberal loon. Nobody cares what you want.

KimmyQueen March 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm

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It is just too sad that I don’t get my FREE Caribbean vacation you know, for my health.

flashingscotsman March 13, 2012 at 6:29 pm

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Not only is birth control NOT a basic human right, SEX isn’t even a basic human right. Just ask John.

Joe March 13, 2012 at 7:29 pm

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Was that her CNN Op-ed I’ve been hearing so much about today? I’m thoroughly unimpressed. I think I’ve posted more compelling arguments in IHTM comment sections while on the phone with the girlfriend pretending to listen to her. Frankly, that was one of the most pathetic articles I’ve ever read.

Fortunately, the right is winning this argument again. As long as Santorum doesn’t say something stupid on the heels of his double win tonight, we will continue to win it.

flashingscotsman March 15, 2012 at 9:50 am

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I’ll vote for him when I get the chance.

Progressive Hemrrhoid March 13, 2012 at 7:33 pm

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So when is this slut going to go away? I don’t remember seeing anything in the Constitution about birth control being a right, thus I refuse to pay for the privilege of her keeping her legs open.

Notsosilent March 13, 2012 at 8:38 pm

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She needs to join the Anthony Wiener brigade, You can not get pregnant over the phone….and from the looks of her, even phone sex would be risky.

Paden March 13, 2012 at 9:03 pm

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Fluke has that typical liberal in the headlights stare…

poppajoe49 March 13, 2012 at 9:28 pm

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The easiest way for her to not get pregnant is to Fluke (pronounced fluck) herself!

MDLION March 14, 2012 at 1:22 am

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“These smears are obvious attempts to distract from meaningful policy discussions and to silence women’s voices regarding their own health care.”

This entire phony issue is an obvious attempt, probably orchestrated and run from the White House, to distract from Obama making the first move against America’s tradition of religious freedom.

At the end of the commentary, CNN puts a disclaimer that the views Miss Fluke expressed are solely her own. Yes, CNN probably had to be dragged kicking and screaming into publishing it. I wonder if someone at CNN even reached out to her? I guess we’ll never know.

flashingscotsman March 15, 2012 at 9:52 am

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All my liberal friends are taking the bait. From the looks of her and the vile garbage coming from her mouth, I’m thinking it’s catfish bait.

KimmyQueen March 15, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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I am shocked that she is not a lesbian (or so it seems) as she is heavily involved with some Progressive dude that is the son of someone that Obama knows or something. I didnt get all the liasons, but she is well connected and seems have a boyfriend… Yuck, he must be ugly if he is not ugly he must be crazy.

GhostntheMachine March 15, 2012 at 1:13 pm

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His Daddy is very, very rich. .001% rich.

KimmyQueen March 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm

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Yeah I heard that. Some big wig. So not only does she have ONE boyfriend which means that he is either a very tired man or she is doing the nasty with other men, she is involved with an heir of a large fortune. So she claims that she aint got enough dough when the boyfriend could very easily take up the contraception bill for her.

Big Al March 14, 2012 at 3:36 am

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I read this somewhere- The only difference between Sandra Fluke and the Panama Canal is that the Panama Canal is busy ditch.

Trickie March 14, 2012 at 4:39 am

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WTF

Philanthropist March 14, 2012 at 5:42 am

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Liberal chickies may want Democ**ts to provide them with free birth control now, but down the road China may not be as willing to bankroll the entitlements they’re entitled to, they may still get the free birth control, but if their Unemployment insurance runs out the government may be telling them to take the job opening in a brothel.

Unpossible you say? Nope. Already happened a couple of years ago in Berlin Germany. Lock up your daughters. Before the government owns them.

Notsosilent March 14, 2012 at 12:43 pm

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Somebody find her address, we will start a “Rubber Drive” or more P.C., A “Condom Collection” to help this poor girl out with her industrial strength sex life. It would be absolutely a hoot if she got 5 or 6 thousand rubbers by mail, that out to save us the 3,000 bucks she claims she needs. I don’t have time right now but get me her address and I will donate the first box along with a lovely letter instructing her on how to use them….”Rubbers for Fluke” it’s the American way to help out those less fortunate then the rest of us, if going to Georgetown, and flaunting your sex life on TV makes you less fortunate ….

poppajoe49 March 15, 2012 at 4:24 am

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We could save her lots of time by sending used condoms!

flashingscotsman March 15, 2012 at 9:53 am

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OUCH!

We don’t have to think about her while filling them, do we?

drb March 15, 2012 at 11:05 am

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more eeeeeeewwwwwww.

drb March 15, 2012 at 11:05 am

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eeeeeeewwwwww.

KimmyQueen March 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm

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Nasty!

poppajoe49 March 15, 2012 at 4:55 pm

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Well, she does deserve it!