FujiFilm has new material that generates electricity from the human body. Once they start making clothing out of this stuff, everybody will be a walking power plant. And since bigger people will presumbably generate more power, Michael Moore and Al Gore will finally be worthwhile human beings.
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A new job option in the Obama economy: “Become a D-cell! No experience necessary! On the job training! ANY college degree welcome!”
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Crowley could finally contribute to the community.
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He is never outside the basement enough to generate anything besides some obnoxious gas.
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Its only a movie but —– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTt6-8l80dU
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It’s probably a derivative of graphene. This stuff is going to revolutionize electronics and technology in general.
Controversial. What do you think?
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Ha! Ha! I got a real charge out this!
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I see you have both positive and negative ratings.
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At least currently.
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Wire you doubting yourself? Assume your charge will stay balanced and act accordingly.
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Maybe he’s trying to keep himself grounded.
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Is Crowley AC or DC?
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AC/DC
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We finally found a use for most Commiecrats.
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You can extend the range of your electric car by recharging it while you drive!
Maybe you can now get 41 miles out of a charge!
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I still have quite a bit left over from when I got electrocuted.
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