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FujiFilm has new material that generates electricity from the human body. Once they start making clothing out of this stuff, everybody will be a walking power plant. And since bigger people will presumbably generate more power, Michael Moore and Al Gore will finally be worthwhile human beings.

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Bonfire of the Absurdities February 25, 2013 at 3:55 pm

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A new job option in the Obama economy: “Become a D-cell! No experience necessary! On the job training! ANY college degree welcome!”

poppajoe49 February 25, 2013 at 11:01 pm

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Crowley could finally contribute to the community.

Not so silent February 26, 2013 at 8:18 pm

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He is never outside the basement enough to generate anything besides some obnoxious gas.

Neo-7 February 25, 2013 at 4:42 pm
BigChinoDon February 25, 2013 at 5:59 pm

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It’s probably a derivative of graphene. This stuff is going to revolutionize electronics and technology in general.

CO2Insanity February 25, 2013 at 7:12 pm

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Ha! Ha! I got a real charge out this!

JPTravis February 25, 2013 at 7:48 pm

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I see you have both positive and negative ratings.

CO2Insanity February 25, 2013 at 8:23 pm

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At least currently.

JPTravis February 25, 2013 at 9:07 pm

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Wire you doubting yourself? Assume your charge will stay balanced and act accordingly.

Joe February 25, 2013 at 10:33 pm

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Maybe he’s trying to keep himself grounded.

flashingscotsman February 26, 2013 at 10:27 am

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Is Crowley AC or DC?

poppajoe49 February 26, 2013 at 5:35 pm

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AC/DC

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 25, 2013 at 7:29 pm

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We finally found a use for most Commiecrats.

poppajoe49 February 25, 2013 at 11:03 pm

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You can extend the range of your electric car by recharging it while you drive!
Maybe you can now get 41 miles out of a charge!

flashingscotsman February 26, 2013 at 10:28 am

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I still have quite a bit left over from when I got electrocuted.