Gaddafi on the warpath, wants the U.N. to abolish Switzerland

September 8, 2009, 3:00 am · 7 comments

There's no way to put this diplomatically: this guy in nuttier than a friggin' fruitcake

There's no way to put this diplomatically: this guy in nuttier than a friggin' fruitcake

This is one of those stories that’s so bizarre that you may think we’re just making it up. Not so. No need to make up anything as long as lunatic Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is out there.

Gaddafi is scheduled to speak next week at the U.N. He is reportedly going to ask the world body to abolish Switzerland and divvy up its land between Italy, Germany and France.

Seriously.

Gaddafi will make his bizarre demand on September 15, the same day Libya assumes the presidency of the UN’s General Assembly.

Apparently relations between Switzerland and Libya went to hell last year after Gaddafi’s son Hannibal and his pregnant wife were arrested in Geneva and accused of assaulting a hotel maid.

Can’t wait for September 15. Gadddafi will undoubtedly show up wearing one of his Michael Jackson-inspired “Caption Eo” costumes and be preceded to the podium by a collection of rose petal-tossing virgins.

We hope the speech is televised because this is sure to be what you call good TV.

Source: Daily Telegraph

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Seriously? September 8, 2009, 7:22 am at 7:22 am

Is this a picture of Mel Brooks???????

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JustAl September 8, 2009, 9:27 am at 9:27 am

Actually, I thought it was Bob Dylan.

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ocmadam September 8, 2009, 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm

Do they have virgins in Libya?

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Duke Guy September 9, 2009, 7:32 am at 7:32 am

Mel Brooks? Bob Dylan? I thought it looks more like Charles Bronson.

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Novinews September 9, 2009, 7:32 am at 7:32 am

So why does he have a picture of Larry, Moe and Curly and their golf friends on his jacket??

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KimmyQueen January 7, 2010, 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm

and now hannibal paid Beyonce 2 million (?) to sing at his party a week or so ago. I feel like okay Beyonce can sing at dictator’s sons parties but I dont know it just doesnt seem right.

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danybhoy January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm

Maybe Switzerland should freeze or seize all Libyan assets that are in Swiss Banks. That might shut this old terrorist up, & by looking at him, he might not have much time left. One can only hope…

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