Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin ‘concealed in his butt.’ Well, this shreds old definitions and gives new meaning to the term “anal retentive.”

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JPTravis February 23, 2013 at 10:53 am

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He must be one of those large-capacity Bloods they sell at Costco.

ooddballz February 23, 2013 at 11:08 am

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I see him being real popular with the boys in cell block c.

danybhoy February 24, 2013 at 5:31 am

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What? With a wonderful prolapsed anus? That will make him popular?

Neo-7 February 23, 2013 at 11:16 am

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I bet Barney can do more than 100 bags , maybe 500 bags , with his eyes shut .

Not so silent February 23, 2013 at 12:21 pm

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No I am thinking Barney is more the large leaf bag type than the small heroin bag type……One large 40 gallon bag…

CO2Insanity February 23, 2013 at 12:33 pm

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This could be very dangerous if Barney farts during another TV interview.

tincan53 February 23, 2013 at 12:36 pm

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How did he fit 100 bags of anything else in his ass with his head firmly planted in there? Talk about an echo chamber. He’s ready for prison.

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 23, 2013 at 1:44 pm

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If “Dear Leader” had a drug mule, he’d look like him.

BobontheJob February 23, 2013 at 2:19 pm

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Crack would’ve been funnier.

Trickie February 23, 2013 at 4:22 pm

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I hope it was some good sh*t

poppajoe49 February 23, 2013 at 8:37 pm

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FTA:
But the outstanding traffic warrants for both men made police conduct an additional body search at headquarters, where the drugs were found.

BOY am I glad I moved out of NJ!
If a traffic warrant gets you a body cavity search, I don’t ever want to go back!

Big Al February 24, 2013 at 4:24 am

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How many would fit in a Crip?

Dan February 24, 2013 at 5:07 am

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It is all a matter of economics and upbringing. Some guys are shoving gold coins up their ass faster than n0bama is spending a trillion dollars – well, those in the ghetto are not going to be outdone – thus, shoving their own form up gold – into their own anal crevices.

Karmaa February 24, 2013 at 6:25 am

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THIS IS WHY I DON’T DO DRUGS! I am not going to take the chance that the thing I put in my body has been up someone’s behind! Or under their fat rolls.

I was looking for the article about the chick with drugs under her fat rolls, and I found this http://www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/ which is even better! (Poppa – this is for you – fat naked people, and turkey sammiches – it ties in beautifully with the other thread!)

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 6:37 am

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Thanks, but no thanks, I’ve had enough with the fat vegans.

flashingscotsman February 25, 2013 at 8:56 am

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I’ve got plenty of other reasons to not do drugs. This isn’t even near the top of the list.

sa_rose February 26, 2013 at 5:18 am

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Seriously!

sa_rose February 26, 2013 at 5:21 am

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In nursing school they threatened us about doing adequate examinations and bathing and skin care with a story like this. Huge woman in the hospital, reeked of something rotten, but noone could find the cause. Finally got a student, who actually removed ALL of her clothing and bathed ALL of her person, trying to decrease the odor if nothing else. Woman had a rotten PB&J sandwich caught under one breast. Got rid of it, finished bathing her, and the smell miraculously faded.

poppajoe49 February 26, 2013 at 5:55 am

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BRAIN BLEACH!!!

flashingscotsman February 26, 2013 at 7:58 am

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My lady, who is a traveling nurse, recently took an assignment in a nearby county jail. She THOUGHT she had seen everything, having been a nurse for quite some time. Now, being exposed to the absolute dregs of society daily, she’s getting a whole new education.

sa_rose February 26, 2013 at 12:17 pm

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Seriously, if p[eople could spend just a little time in the prisons or local jails, they would realize that for most, rehab and education etc is a waste of money. For anything to work you gotta wanna. And very few wanna.

flashingscotsman February 26, 2013 at 10:47 pm

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I knew it was bad, but the stories she’s telling me, and she’s still in orientation, are enough to turn your stomach. When you’re not laughing at the stupidity of it.

deepthinker February 24, 2013 at 2:57 pm

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Now that’s a true mule.

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 3:05 pm

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Jackass?

sa_rose February 26, 2013 at 5:22 am

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How come the same guy who has a stroke about a tiny thermometer in his bum can cheerfully stuff bags of dope up his behind, or even receive a like minded friend’s body part with no issue at all?