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He must be one of those large-capacity Bloods they sell at Costco.
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I see him being real popular with the boys in cell block c.
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What? With a wonderful prolapsed anus? That will make him popular?
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I bet Barney can do more than 100 bags , maybe 500 bags , with his eyes shut .
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No I am thinking Barney is more the large leaf bag type than the small heroin bag type……One large 40 gallon bag…
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This could be very dangerous if Barney farts during another TV interview.
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How did he fit 100 bags of anything else in his ass with his head firmly planted in there? Talk about an echo chamber. He’s ready for prison.
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If “Dear Leader” had a drug mule, he’d look like him.
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Crack would’ve been funnier.
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I hope it was some good sh*t
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But the outstanding traffic warrants for both men made police conduct an additional body search at headquarters, where the drugs were found.
BOY am I glad I moved out of NJ!
If a traffic warrant gets you a body cavity search, I don’t ever want to go back!
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How many would fit in a Crip?
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It is all a matter of economics and upbringing. Some guys are shoving gold coins up their ass faster than n0bama is spending a trillion dollars – well, those in the ghetto are not going to be outdone – thus, shoving their own form up gold – into their own anal crevices.
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THIS IS WHY I DON’T DO DRUGS! I am not going to take the chance that the thing I put in my body has been up someone’s behind! Or under their fat rolls.
I was looking for the article about the chick with drugs under her fat rolls, and I found this http://www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/ which is even better! (Poppa – this is for you – fat naked people, and turkey sammiches – it ties in beautifully with the other thread!)
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Thanks, but no thanks, I’ve had enough with the fat vegans.
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I’ve got plenty of other reasons to not do drugs. This isn’t even near the top of the list.
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Seriously!
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In nursing school they threatened us about doing adequate examinations and bathing and skin care with a story like this. Huge woman in the hospital, reeked of something rotten, but noone could find the cause. Finally got a student, who actually removed ALL of her clothing and bathed ALL of her person, trying to decrease the odor if nothing else. Woman had a rotten PB&J sandwich caught under one breast. Got rid of it, finished bathing her, and the smell miraculously faded.
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BRAIN BLEACH!!!
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My lady, who is a traveling nurse, recently took an assignment in a nearby county jail. She THOUGHT she had seen everything, having been a nurse for quite some time. Now, being exposed to the absolute dregs of society daily, she’s getting a whole new education.
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Seriously, if p[eople could spend just a little time in the prisons or local jails, they would realize that for most, rehab and education etc is a waste of money. For anything to work you gotta wanna. And very few wanna.
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I knew it was bad, but the stories she’s telling me, and she’s still in orientation, are enough to turn your stomach. When you’re not laughing at the stupidity of it.
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Now that’s a true mule.
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Jackass?
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How come the same guy who has a stroke about a tiny thermometer in his bum can cheerfully stuff bags of dope up his behind, or even receive a like minded friend’s body part with no issue at all?
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