Complete with an animated graphic showing us racing down the road to socialism, Fox host Glenn Beck launched a new feature last night dedicated to the glory of our new Fearless Leader.
“Comrades, good news from the western front,” Beck said, “Our glorious revolution is starting to take hold. Oh, the revolution of change. He just signed in S-Chips and earlier today He spoke out against capitalism.”
“These people may not be taking us down the same road as fascist dictators took the rest of the world on a long time ago,” Beck continued, “but they’re using the same tactics and the same propaganda. Our very country is at stake when people use emergencies to quickly shove down programs down our throats without any discussion.”
If Beck keeps this up, it won’t be long before they start regulating the salaries of talk show hosts.
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Hey Glenn, Glorious Leader wants to limit executive salaries to $500,000. That’s about the same MINIMUM salary allowed for any snot-nosed 19 year old entering the NBA. What do you think the chances are that Glorious O will step and impose a little socialist fairness on the salaries our pro athletes? Somewhere between fat and no chance is my guess.
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You right wingers here are so fricken nuts! Who in the hell needs $500K a year!!! Huh, huh? Tell me that. Of course we should regulate salaries. I think a garbage man works as hard as a thieving bank president. Why shouldn’t they get paid the same!! No one needs that kind of money. It should go to the people instead.
I can’t wait for the Fairness Doctrine. First rightwing radio, then Glenn Beck and then sites like this. You have to deserve free speech. Those of you on the right don’t.
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Isn’t that a typical liberal attitude–free speech only for those who spout the party line!! Obviously Pete is firmly attached to the government tit and couldn’t make it in the real world so God forbid those of us who work hard and achieve success don’t “need that kind of money”. What a jackass.
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Look LimoBarbie, you need to understand that liberals who preach tollerence are the least tollerent among us. Go to the most liberal of places, a college campus, & you will find more rules about “hate speech” are “free speech zones”. These are the same people who can’t compete on the radio, & if it were not for taxpayer funded National Public Radio, there would be no liberal talk radio. Libs cannot compete with El-Rushbo, Hannity, Beck, & Levin, so there must be fairness so that lib talkers like Randi Rhodes, Ed Schultz, Mike Malloy, & Bill Press become household names as well. One small problem, if you have ever listened to Rhodes, Malloy, Schultz, & Press, you would know why they are not household names outside of their own house.
We need the “Fairness Doctorine” to even the playing field for piss poor lib radio shows. You, we need to make things “fair” in the name of “fairness”.
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Pete: You need to work on it a bit more. .for a satire your post lacks a certain punch. but still it’s pretty good.
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I know it’s not a current topic, but I love the Comrade Updates, & I think it should be a weekly feature, at least on the radio.
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The video is not there anymore. I would have liked to see it.
Also the person that EARNS 500K a year he or she is not a person? Who is anyone to say that that person doesnt deserve or shouldnt have it or doesnt need it? I am sure that they would prefer their kids to have the best of education especially if their parents or grandparents didnt have the opportunity to go beyond high school. Perhaps thep erson likes the idea of retiring to see the world and leaving an ample estate for their families so they can be comfortable. Maybe the person is charitable and likes the idea of sharing to organizations and charities. Yes there are individuals that are greedy, but so what? some people cannot earn WHAT THEY WORK HARD TO EARN THROUGH EDUCATION AND LONG HOURS because of some bad apples?
Is it truly fair and just for a lazy ass person who has had the opportunities to improve in life but didnt want to, to sit back and expect for riches to fall on their laps? Or for a person that has DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT in their life to then give up their hard earned income to support someone that has done everything wrong? WTF?
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If I choose to shovel cow feces for a living, and in doing that I earn 800,000 per year then so be it. That is my FREEDOM afforded to me by the declaration of Independence.
I am foreign born, and came to this country as a lad for exactly the reasons President Osama is now attempting to destroy.
Allow me to reiterate the First amendment: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press……….
Finally, I went to medical school, studied and worked 100 plus hours per week, including 36 hour shifts, accrued hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, to be a primary care physician, just so that I could spend the rest of my life checking rectums for prostate cancer…and someone now wants to tell me how to deliver care, and that I have to be taxed more than anyone else, and how much I am allowed to earn???? (Medicare limits).
We should be thankful the Libs had complete control for a while. America now knows what they are really all about. Enjoy your one and only term President Osama.