Gore On Sandy: ‘This Storm Was Related To Global Warming’: And here we were thinking it was caused by those million degree temperatures at the center of the earth or the mating habits of man-bear-pig. But now that we know the truth we will gladly commit ourselves to fighting global warming by adopting a carbon footprint no larger than that of Al Gore himself.

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Sidekick December 9, 2012 at 6:22 pm

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Shut up, Al. This jack wagon needs to research the September 1938 superstorm and several others that slammed the Northeast “before global warming”. Hard to believe anyone can believe this nonsense.

drb December 9, 2012 at 6:44 pm

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Or the Great Flood of 1937…My grandpa was a hero to many during that episode…He got in a canoe and paddled all over Louisville delivering bottles of milk and clean dry diapers to stranded families with infants. That’s what people did back then…they didn’t sit around and wait on government to do it for them.

Sidekick December 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm

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No, no, no, THAT was global warming! ;) .

drb December 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

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Oh right, cuz it was even earlier than your example. Thank you for correcting my error. :D

Sidekick December 9, 2012 at 6:50 pm

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Just trying to be reasonable. :P

drb December 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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well somebody has to be, may as well be you.

flashingscotsman December 10, 2012 at 9:46 am

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Your grandpa would have been shut down by the authorites if he tried that now.

drb December 10, 2012 at 10:24 am

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Sad, but true, there flash.

RobertW December 9, 2012 at 6:27 pm

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he looks a lot like stephen hawkings in this pic.

or izzat jest me?

Elrond Hubbard December 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm

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Gore owns two mansions, a private jet and a number of SUVs, he generates more carbon dioxide than the entire IHTM readership combined. He’s a hypocrite who wants us to reduce our life-styles and standards of living while refusing to make any sacrifice himself. He can f*** off.

Hopefully Al’s ocean side mansion in California will be washed away by a super storm, preferably with Al trapped inside.

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 10, 2012 at 2:58 pm

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That’s why Al is crying like Rick James’s Bitch, he needs a shitload of money (preferably stolen from the taxpayers) to keep that lifestyle he has become accustomed to.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 3:19 pm

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oops, first readthrough prompted the dt. on re-read, i thumbed altogether quickly.
i would suggest that many prominent people are obtaining tribute in one form or another, for their self-aggrandizement.

i find it aggravating.

RedRightBlonde December 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm

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Everything that spews from his money grubbing pie-hole convinces his mindless followers to
buy into his bank account, at OUR EXPENSE!

poppajoe49 December 9, 2012 at 9:38 pm

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‘This Storm Was Related To Global Warming’

This storm is more closely related to Kevin Bacon than Globull Warming!

Geoff B December 10, 2012 at 2:20 am

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You all have said anything I wanted to say about this topic, but does anyone remember he was in bed with the Westboro Baptist assholes? The ones who protest at military funerals? Or that his Twatwaffle of a wife tried to get Heavy Metal banned in the 80′s? I’d like to bring up the fact that he and Tipper targeted Dee Snider of Twisted Sister in particular. To draw a parallel, Al and Ripper’s son got busted on drug charges, and Al apparently likes happy endings to his massages. Dee and his wife have been happily married for 35 years and have 4 well adjusted kids (Growing Up Twisted was a great show and safe for the whole family). Al is a piece of shit hypocrite and his trashbox family is no better. Anything they say should be disregarded.

Sidekick December 10, 2012 at 4:12 am

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I never saw Tipper go after Hip-Hop or Rap. Why do you suppose not?

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 5:25 am

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Jungle Fever?

Sidekick December 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

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Now that is funny imagery!

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 5:29 am

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I met Dee Snyder a few times back in the late 70′s/early 80′s, he is a real family man. My BIL knows him well now, and “Growing Up Twisted” is one of the few reality shows that is actually real, maybe that’s why it’s not on anymore, not enough controversy in their lives to make for good television.

Old Goat December 10, 2012 at 3:42 am

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Good Lord – is this pillock still in circulation?

He must be as thick as two short planks, and as thick-skinned as, er, well, as a ManBearPig.

Why he, Hansen, Mann, et al haven’t been subjected to a period in the stocks and pelted with ice cubes, defeats me.

Neo-7 December 10, 2012 at 4:25 am

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You guys need to cut the Gorical some slack . After all don’t any of you remember HE INVENTED THE INTERNET .

With credentials like that , he is most likely an expert at most anything he can make a shitload of money from .—- She who must not be named

Karmaa December 10, 2012 at 4:47 am

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Isn’t it funny how the internet he “invented” is responsible for delivering more morally questionable material than anyone could have ever imagined? Looking back to the music from Tippy’s era, the lyrics then were almost innocent compared to today’s. And pre-teens didn’t really have easy, instant access to genuine, hardcore, porn like they do today. But what do they care? They are top-level hypocrites. This is situation normal for them.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 5:22 am

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This is situation normal for them.
yeah.

Karmaa December 10, 2012 at 4:36 am

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Gore is so creepy and sleazy, you can almost feel the slime oozing through the TV or monitor. I can’t stand to look at him, hear him, or even think about him. Ew. Ick. Patooey! He is so flaccid and just GROSS. Did I mention Ew. Ick. and Patooey? And that’s before even talking about his twisted policies and stupid ideas. I don’t know if he thinks he is a used car salesman, or if he believes what he says, but either way… Ew. Ick. and Patooey!

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 5:28 am

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So, Karmaa, tell us how you really feel. :)
You reminded me of a carol burnett skit, but i can’t find it. So for your viewing pleasure, I offer this alternative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

Karmaa December 10, 2012 at 5:42 am

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OMG! I almost fell out of my chair! That stage had 4 of the funniest people in history on it. Proof that humor does not need to be mean, cruel or nasty to work. In this case, it didn’t even take many words to wreck the entire cast!

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 5:53 am

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Tim Conway was the absolute best! I don’t know how he could stay deadpan for so long. I didn’t think anyone could crack him up until Vicki Lawrence called him that little asshole!
Then, she was the only one deadpan!
Harvey Korman was so awesome, but often unrecognized.
I miss that show.

flashingscotsman December 10, 2012 at 10:06 am

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Back when there was talent on television. I remember it well. I had a huge crush on Vicki Lawrence.

PsychoDad December 10, 2012 at 10:53 am

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Saw Vicki Lawrence mentioned on the side and had to check it out! Absolutely one of the funniest shows ever, and possibly the last truly great American TV show.

And those specials with the outtakes are the greatest!

flashingscotsman December 10, 2012 at 3:13 pm

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I showed it to my lady, and we had a good laugh together.

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm

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I still think Vicki is hot!

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 9:54 am

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I just took a tour of her website. Yes, PJ. She’s still hot!

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 10:20 am

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@LRobert. Scary, that clip is in my bookmarks. Not sure if I should lmao or be afraid, very afraid. ;)

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:57 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn2ZlOSpedk

I help you decide. he he he.

flashingscotsman December 10, 2012 at 3:15 pm

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Hey, that redhead is hot.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm
RobertW December 10, 2012 at 3:31 pm

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i remember the ichor of the spider spilling down in a gelatinous ooze along the sewing pin. i may have to locate that clip somehow, could help ghostie out maybe? fear confrontation?

btw. i personally prefer gently moving spiders from one local to another, ‘cept black widows or brown-recluse. I keel them. like rattlers, copperheads, coral if i gotta. and i’ll stay way from them if’n they stay away from me…

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm

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It’s funny, you can put me as high in the air as you want, no big deal. I’d change the light bulbs on the top of the Eiffel Tower. But I get nervous in an elevator and caves are out of the question. Watch me see the itsy-bitsy spider? All due respect, squeal like a 5 year old girl. We have an Army surplus flame-thrower for those situations when a daughter isn’t around to do the catch and release thing.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 4:01 pm
GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm

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Debating with myself, should I click or run like hell? Let you know what I decide, when I do. ;)

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 9:01 pm

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I ran. NO. FLUKING. SPIDERS. If I was wrong I can always check back later.

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 9:58 am

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Jumping spiders, I’ll hold them in my hand, play with them like a yo-yo on their web, they’re so cute. Every other spider? Squish.

I was bit by a black widow when I was 12. Not a good experience.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 10:36 pm

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offs ya weenie
say uncle

sa_rose December 12, 2012 at 8:56 am

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You’d have to figure out how to force him to watch it!

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Neo-7 December 10, 2012 at 6:04 pm

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You may want to look at your link .

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

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Now that was interesting.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

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what was interesting?

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm

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poppa’s oops link. ↑ see above.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 6:29 pm

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=u2h0S3ZnEgM

i’m seeing my channel, idk why. i don’ tknow nothin bout them girl in a white dress on top of a marble bench, at all. nice hair though.

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 8:57 pm

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I copied the link on my Kindle, so it came up as a mobile link, take out the m. from the link and it works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=u2h0S3ZnEgM

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 10:33 pm

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oye, coma va senorita linda.

aye chihuahua muchachos

dressed in white.
anyway, viewing rat race on ntflx and thinkin’ and laffin’ and just seein the lib game book, well it’s just awesome.
EVONY DISTURBED. latest age I server. Gath. :D

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 10:04 am

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The ending was exactly what I was thinking. She just needed some lovin’.

sa_rose December 12, 2012 at 8:51 am

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My link doesn’t work. Tells me the page doesn’t exist. :( I have seen a lot of Carol Burnett though, and I can agree with what everyone is saying. I thought I would die laughing when she did her parody of Gone with the Wind!

RobertW December 12, 2012 at 9:02 am
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poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 8:59 pm

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 9:10 pm

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And you’re still awake down there, why? Get some sleep, LRobert and me are supposed to be thee insomniacs.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm

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dern tootin’!

poppajoe49 December 10, 2012 at 10:42 pm

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LRobert and me are supposed to be thee insomniacs

LRobert (1) and me(2) ??? three?

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 10:55 pm

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Los Tres Compadres en not sleepingo

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 11:02 pm

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Thee. Thee doeth need thy sleep, resteth thee well while LRobert and I keepeth a sharp eye and true arrow at watch for weasels.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:04 pm

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Thou dost.

sheesh let me handle ye olde englishe, besides restin’ don’t always mean sleepin. leave the old man al… um. wow. ok well boy is my face red. open mouth insert foot.

WAITER!!!

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 11:12 pm

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Hey I was faking it. Let me dig out my Bard textbook, it’s here somewhere, hang on… you want iambic pentameter too? Haiku maybe? LMAO ( that’s skinny white behinney where you’re from)

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 11:17 pm

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Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now?

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:32 pm

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FRIENDS!
ROMANS!
PATRIOTS!
Lend me your ears?
I come not to praise Ceasar, I come to bury hiim.
The evil that men do lives after them, the good… is oft interred with their bones. So let it be with Ceasar, for Brutus hath said he were an ambitious man, and if it were so, it were a grievous fault,,, something bout how Ceasar did the general coffers fill, now let’s go kick some brutus heiny!

sving hile sving hile. swang chile

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 12:49 am

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Oh, one more thing before I start my day, you counted them didn’t you?

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 1:07 am

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yes
i don’t like haiku much. it always befuddled me… i mean, descriptive constrained… just too discipined…(read cramped) for me.
that ‘minds me.. hang a tic.
never heard this version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO3-FA1Kq-A
DON’T LOOK ETHEL!

poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 5:11 am

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Robert, that wasn’t salacious at all, no need to warn the ladies.
This one that was recomended has a nice variety of well formed tushies and nice legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Feu0gHezueY&feature=endscreen
Then there’s this one! WOW!! not only are they very cute, but they do an interesting version of the hand jive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc&feature=endscreen&NR=1

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 6:35 am

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ketchup way better. :)

poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 7:34 am

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Yes, I’m a real ketchup lover.

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 11:32 pm

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Yeah, I know, I should sleep. Wish it were so easy.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:34 pm
GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 11:45 pm

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It’s going on 3 AM and you have me trying to think in iambic pentameter. It ain’t easy, write two lines off the top of your head.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:51 pm

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knights in white satin
never reaching the end
letters i’ve written
never meaning to send

like that?

(edit) poppaj snoozin w/da laptop. LOL

GhostntheMachine December 10, 2012 at 11:56 pm

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Started to blow that off, “then I read again”

Well s%#t, you got me. Maybe you do do your best thinking when the moon’s out.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:58 pm

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so, that is an example of iambic pentameter?

if so, then what is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 12:08 am

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Okay, I quit, not looking it up, I ‘thought’ it was stressed\unstressed syllables in pentas (5)

illucidate (think I just made that up) me, if you would.
I ain’t lookin’, but wi;; wait…

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 12:15 am

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Flip it to AMC on TV, I’ve seen this before, this is the best part.

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 12:28 am

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“if so, then what is this:”
The only reason my ex-witch and I stayed married so long? Ok, now I quit, turning this thing off.

Hey Karmaa, at least she didn’t say, “mo money, mo money, mo money”. At the time anyway. Now I absolutely quit.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 12:32 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xp2lgiAjY

you’re forcing me to parse your english.
yankee.

gimme a min or few
severzl even.

(edit 2) screw it. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11GlNvi7hPY
(edit) i don’t do tv. :D

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 12:37 am

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dude, snap out of it.

not witch, not with your babies.
squitit.

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 12:46 am

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Thanks, it’s almost time for me to start the coffee and my day, sausage\scrambled egg breakfast burrito? Homemade salsa, I swear. Cheese&Rice, coffee pots on and shower, it’s tomorrow again. :)

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 12:56 am

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Get Smart? Guessing, now I’m gonna go cook. You’re incorrigible.

poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 3:52 am

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See! I was so tired I put an “r” in thee!
OK, I give up.

Ghost, did you get the bacon email?

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 4:01 am

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Gmail was down yesterday am, doesn’t ring a bell.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 4:09 am
poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 5:17 am

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I sent it just after midnight this morning.

I’ll resend.

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 6:01 am

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Got it.

poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 6:11 am

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:-D

GhostntheMachine December 11, 2012 at 4:23 am
drb December 11, 2012 at 8:10 am

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Well, I was sleepin’ like a baby during all that. Some of us need our good sleepies, ya know.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 11:46 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ux3-a9RE1Q
plz read the comments and say howdy to my buddy yendor! :D

slip me some skin my buddy-ro!

howzit? I’m a share this with my buds on I hate the media dawt com. I hope they say Howdy to ya hos. :D

peace out

(edit) This goin’ out to a certain individual over on the other side of the world.
dedicated to you and your honey. :) tell her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfTe6ta36I

KimmyQueen December 11, 2012 at 1:23 pm

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Gore baby let me talk to you over here for a minute…

SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!

sa_rose December 12, 2012 at 9:03 am

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The PERFECT response to pretty much ANYTHING he thinks he has to say!