Joan Rivers does not look like a terrorist. Of course, since all the plastic surgery, she doesn't look like Joan Rivers anymore, either.
The government is right on top of this terrorism thing now. Those dots are being connected at a feverish pace. Names of dozens of dangerous Muslim terrorists are being added to the no-fly list.
As the Associated Press reports:
“Since the attempted attack, the government has added dozens of names to its lists of suspected terrorists and those barred from flights bound for the United States.”
But don’t you think for a second that we’d ever begin profiling young Muslim men. No friggin’ way. Because it appears that we’re also profiling 77-year old Jewish grandmothers. Especially if they’re named Joan Rivers.
The New York Daily News reports the ludicrous details:
Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.
Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband’s last name.
The “nasty and cruel” Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said.
Rivers’ tale of woe put a famous face on travel’s new reality – one that leaves many feeling like common criminals.
There’s just something very odd about the fact that the underpants bomber can get on a plane, but someone wearing Depends can’t.
Source: AP via HuffPo, New York Daily News
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Another victory handed to the terrorists and the bum failed. If one jew suffers even a little bit, then the terrorists have won and it cost them nothing.
Will this madness ever end????? Maybe TSA ought to have a new policy: an IQ test and maybe a citizenship test as well(and for 1600 pennsylvania ave too). Just don’t let the bastards unionize.
We are in the middle of a great magic show, the government and the controlled media is telling us on one hand how they are going to protect us; scans that tear apart DNA, water treated with poisons such as fluoride, vaccines loaded with squalene and mercury to keep us healthy, health care bills passed in secret that don’t apply to the congress as they have their very own “special care” coverage and to be graced with their brilliant leadership all we have to do is sheepishly continue to give up our rights, ”what little is left” be content to be taxed more so government can grow even larger under the guise of protecting us , while the other hand is orchestrating depopulation so the “autocrats” have a controllable world and subservient populations, groups like the Bildenberg, CFR meet for their secret venues to choreograph global misery, what country will prosper, what will go into decline, our government is corrupt, the slime sitting in positions of control care nothing about the constitution, these thief’s want power and control, each and every one should be impeached, if not jailed and hung for treason! We need term limits and not pay these bloated , self adsorbed, deal making professional politicians lifelong pensions “remember its service to our country” not service to self which seems to be the affliction of those crooks in office! Who is John Galt?
Joan Rivers has had so many face lifts she’s starting to look like Michael Jackson’s mom.