New analysis says Greenland ice not melting as fast as they thought. Just like their warnings about Himalayan ice and Antarctic ice were dramatically wrong, it turns out the Greenland ice sheet will last for 13,000 years at the current melt rate. By then Al Gore will have invented a giant Earth cooler to save us, so no worries, mate.

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MGAP November 29, 2012 at 9:04 am

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Well, isn’t that an “inconvenient” bit of news?

jacksman November 29, 2012 at 9:27 am

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Facts. huh very confusing to man bear pig.

Dragonfish November 29, 2012 at 9:53 am

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These fools (envirowackos) make their predictions based on ‘Computer Models’. Ok, that having been said, – I say this:
“To error is human. However, to really f&$k things up, one needs a computer!”
It’s presumptuous of them to make predictions of the future. Their computer modeling program’s ‘Outputs’ when ran in reversed mode or started with an earlier date (say 5000 years ago and ran up to the present) don’t align with reality. They are 1) running shitty code and 2) using incomplete and biased input data, therefore only producing extraneous data ‘out’.

In related news (from 4-26-2012):

ooddballz November 29, 2012 at 2:01 pm

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If you look real close, ya can see Al Gore with a flamethrower.

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 29, 2012 at 2:50 pm
poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 7:23 pm

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That study is racist! ;-)

danybhoy November 29, 2012 at 10:25 pm

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Greenland is Denmark’s problem, not ours.