Helen Thomas has genetic illness

January 21, 2009, 9:04 am · 1 comment

YouTube Preview ImageHelen Thomas, the angry old warhorse who has squatted in the front row at every presidential press conference since the Zachary Taylor administration, ‘fessed up to her liberal bias in a Canadian TV interview.

“I’m a liberal,” Thomas admitted, “I was born a liberal. I’ll be one ’til I die. What else should a reporter be when you see so much and when we have such great privilege and access to the truth?”

So Thomas was born that way. She can’t help it. Her blatant liberal bias is genetic. It’s in her DNA. It’s like being left-handed or blue-eyed.

I Hate the Media’s Scientific Advisory Board (a completely unaccredited group with no actual scientific experience) demands that geneticists now attempt to find the genetic link between liberal women and unattractiveness.

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rw January 21, 2009, 2:20 pm at 2:20 pm

this old goat has to go. A national embarrassment to a free people……

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