This space now available. C'mon, Hillary, this could be the most valuable advertising space in Washington, DC.
Hillary’s still buried in debt from her failed presidential run. She needs to pay Bill back for the millions of dollars he loaned to her campaign. So James Carville sent this remarkably cheesy email to Hillary’s supporters.
The bottom line is simple: Send Hillary $5 and you could win one of three fabulous prizes. What kind of prizes? Well, Carville describes them as “truly once in a lifetime.” Decide for yourself:
- A day with President Clinton in New York. (Visit the Harlem office he himself rarely visits. Learn his pick up technique in a downtown Manhattan bar. Listen to him tell stories of his days in the oral office.)
- Lunch with James Carville and Paul Begala. (Yes, the ever modest Carville actually described having lunch with him as “a once in a lifetime” prize. Our guess would be that he has lunch every day.)
- Tickets to the finale of American Idol. (The gay guy is really terrific and will undoubtedly win).
Unbelievable. Bill Clinton has made hundreds of millions of dollars since he left office and his wife is begging you for $5 donations. But we think they could easily offer some additional prizes. Such as:
- A session with Hillary’s personal Botox specialist.
- 90-seconds in the Lincoln Bedroom (pro-rated from the standard $100,000 per night)
- Six months worth of advertising space on Paul Begala’s forehead (perfect for today’s cash-strapped business looking for a creative way to advertise)
Click thumbnail to enlarge Carville's pathetic email
C’mon, James, show a little creativity here. The money will come rolling in.
Now, don’t tell anyone over at the Hillary campaign website, but one of our staff here is on the Hillary Clinton Campaign mailing list and received one of these emails yesterday. We’d done image capture of it and you can see it by clicking on the thumbnail on the left here.
Source: WilshireAndWashington.com via Time
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I can’t think of anything more disgusting than lunch with Begala and James “Skeletor” Carville.
Why doesn’t Hillary just chalk this up to a learning experience and – as the Dems like to say – MoveOn? I’m sure she’s not having problems paying her house payment or worrying about where her next meal is coming from – or her next Botox injection for that matter.
Talking about Botox… Can you imagine how many injections Begala would need to keep his forehead taut to prevent the crap in his head from leaking out?