Cedars-Sinai Hospital was able to cap Henry Waxman's temperature and trade it for a lower one.
Rep. Henry Waxman, a California Democrat and chairman of the powerful House Energy and Commerce Committee, was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles for “routine testing” on Tuesday.
“His elevated temperature,” a completely fabricated spokesman said, “was undoubtedly caused by global warming. But thanks to new cap-and-trade regulations, Henry was able to swap his symptoms to a completely healthy goat herder in Kenya.”
“Henry Waxman Syndrome” now becomes the 599th problem officially blamed on global warming.
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