Vanessa Hudgens makes a shocking announcement.
“I keep a Taser in my purse for self-defense,” Hudgens said, “I’m moving into a house by myself, and it’s scary.
Let us say something to Vanessa just for the record:
You don’t need the Taser. And you didn’t need the restraining order. You know we are married in the eyes of Valdor the All-Powerful. We are destined to be together. Now put down the Taser, Vanessa. Put down the Taser. Owwwww. That wasn’t really necessary.
Source: The Sun UK
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Wait just a gaul darn minute here. I thought that in the age of Obama sweet young things like Miss Hudgens would be safe in the streets and in her home due to Hope and Change. Why would she have to resort to violence to protect herself?
Hey Vanessa, (another Vanessa here). I’m doing some research on our name and was wondering if you know any history behind it. Mine was from my great-grandmother, but she’s passed on now so I can’t ask her where it came from. Thanks!