Hillary Clinton faints, falls, suffers concussion; official cites stomach virus. Sounds like Benghazi Flu Type A. Take two aspirin and call us after the Senate hearing.

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JPTravis December 15, 2012 at 10:40 am

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Fainting is probably not a resume enhancer for someone who wants to be the first female president.

Fenster314 December 15, 2012 at 10:48 am

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Neither is going in front of a congressional committee to answer questions about your screw ups.

MGAP December 16, 2012 at 7:00 am

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Sorry fellas, the Democrat voter will love her all the more for it.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 12:43 pm

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was it started by flashbacks to when she was sniped at?

MDLION December 15, 2012 at 10:56 am

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This happened to her a few years ago too and the flu was sighted. One of the reasons I think she may not be bluffing when she says she doesn’t want to run for president in 2016 is that she would turn 69 just before that election.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm

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69. lol

anyway, the other day i was looking in my chimney, sooty as could be, so i ticketed it. actuallly, i cited the flue.

flashingscotsman December 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

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Please don’t start with the 69 thing. Not when we’re talking about Hillary.

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm

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*GAGS *

EXFED4 December 19, 2012 at 7:50 am

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Do clear thinking people really believe that any Clinton has any real affiliation with honesty and truth?

flashingscotsman December 19, 2012 at 9:42 am

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I never did. Not for a minute.

PsychoDad December 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

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…so they rushed her to the hospital and when they pumped her stomach . . .

/Oh, no, that was Rod Stewart wasn’t it?

danybhoy December 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm

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Allegedly,not for the same reason…

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 6:24 pm

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I thought Hil ate at the Y by preference. Oh well, damn urban legends.

[edit] @Dbhoy, I caught it, still ruminating and digging a little deeper on the hockey thing. Let you know there when I figure out how I feel about all of it, if you’re interested. Scary.

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 12:22 am

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Are we sure the concussion wasn’t caused by repeatedly banging her head on the bottom of Bill’s desk?

Sidekick December 16, 2012 at 6:19 am

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You mean Huma’s desk, right? Yep, I went there.

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 7:01 am

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OK, you’re probably more accurate than I was.

flashingscotsman December 16, 2012 at 7:17 am

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Can’t say that I blame her if she prefers’s Huma’s desk.

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 7:43 am

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Given the choice between Huma and Bill, I think it’s a no brainer, anyone with a modicom of testosterone would have to choose Huma.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Joe December 15, 2012 at 11:52 am

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Well played Hillary and the marxists. On a Saturday, when no one is paying attention, she faints and gets a concussion so she won’t have to testify about Benghazi. Oh and apparently this happened some time last week as well, but we’re just hearing about it now. Throw in the tragedy that happened yesterday in and *poof* Benghazi is gone (although the MSM doesn’t cover it anyway) and she’ll be out there advocating gun control.

Only an insane person could make up that kind of blatant corruption.
Subpoena he ass and unless she’s in a vegetative state get her to testify. I don’t care if all she can do is blink yes or no, we need to get to the bottom of what happened.

redabogado December 15, 2012 at 1:25 pm

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What makes you think she is not in a vegetative state now? Look at that skin color, rigor mortis can’t be far away…….

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm

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“I’m sorry, I don’t recall…”

Navyvet2 December 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

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If she does testify, it will be a Whitewater replay.
Q: Please state your name
A: I dont recall.
Q: An you are the Secretary of State.
A: Not that I recall
Q: What can you tell us of Benghazi?
A: I dont recall anyone named Ben.
Q: Well then as long as you are here and under oath, can you tell us what happened to Vincent Foster.
A: Who?
Q Vincent Foster, the guy that you were banging and doing three somes with in a hot tub, that mysteriously died.
A: I dont recall what a hot tub is.

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 2:23 pm

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I did NOT have sex with that woman, Ms. Huma Abedin!

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 6:35 pm

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Damn, my bad, I really need to read all the comments before I start popping off. Know better but slipped, you all beat me and did it better, sorry for wasting the bytes above.

Navyvet2 December 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

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No worries. Great minds think alike.

Elrond Hubbard December 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

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Yes, Hillary’s got the Benghazi Flu, Type A. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea and an inability to testify before Congress.

deepthinker December 15, 2012 at 2:33 pm

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At least she didn’t suffer the same fate as Vince Foster or Ron Brown. Both of them still have the terrible headaches from their encounters with the Clintons.

Yea I know, going straight to hell for that one. But it is true. Issa just needs to send over the Capital Police at the State Department and have them camp out in her office until she is all better. Maybe at the Kerry hearings she can appear then to explain what a true and utter cluster fuck she made of Benghazi.

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm

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I don’t do conspiracy theories much, but this one rattles around in the back of my mind from time to time. Ever hear of it? The link isn’t that good, second one that came up on search, but it gives all the relevant names and locations to c&p into search if you’re interested.

damn, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2232588/posts?page=104

KimmyQueen December 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

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Never known girlfriend to be falling around and being all sick. I know that girlfriend is getting old and everythang… but I find it a bit suspicious that after almost four years of traveling all over the world and being just fine, Benghazi happens then out of a sudden girlfriend doesn’t want to do this job anymore, girlfriend is sick, girlfriend has headaches and next week she will cough up a lung before the hearings… Whatever girlfriend, whatever… what you need to do is just tell the truth if it means you are not running in 2016 then you aren’t running at least save your polluted soul.

MGAP December 16, 2012 at 7:04 am

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Soul? Sold that to the devil to cover Bill’s ass a looong time ago.

wornout farmer December 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm

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Actually, she found out Bill had been faithful for 24 hours and the shock was too much.

Dan December 15, 2012 at 4:46 pm

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Hold her in contempt. If it was good enough for Eric Holder, it sure is good enough for the Secretary of State. In fact, as long as the House still has enough breathing Republicans, they should hold the ENTIRE n0bama Administration in Contempt. Teach em a lesson. You vicious Republican dogs you.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 12:51 pm

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personally i do.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 12:42 pm

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One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast.

MKR148 December 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm

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Or was she drunk & high on pills? Then tripped over herself & banged her head.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 8:22 pm

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I’ve seen better acting from extras in a Japanese Godzilla film.

HT Calculon

KimmyQueen December 17, 2012 at 4:52 pm

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It is official… she is not testifying because of her concussion. Is this the transperancy that Obama promised?

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 6:48 am

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Sadly, yes.