America voted for hope and change. We just hope they like the change they’re getting.
According to CNN, the Russian government just announced that they may base long-range bombers in Cuba for the first time since the 1962 Cuban Missle Crisis.
When Secretary of State Hillary Clinton presented her Russian counterpart with a special “Restart” button this week, he apparently took it as a sign his government could restart the Cold War.
Next thing you know, Vladimir Putin will channel Nikita Khruschev, show up at the United Nations, start pounding his shoe on the podium, and threaten to bury us.
You really need to upgrade your hiring process, President Obama. Next time you need a Secretary of State, may we suggest Craig’s List?
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Rodham needs to hit the ‘refill’ button on her douche bag