Hogs gone wild in Islamabad. If you don’t get a chuckle out of the idea that wild pigs are running rampant and threatening the human inhabitants of the capital of a Muslim country… you don’t have a sense of humor.
Hogs gone wild in Islamabad. If you don’t get a chuckle out of the idea that wild pigs are running rampant and threatening the human inhabitants of the capital of a Muslim country… you don’t have a sense of humor.
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The pigs are no doubt thinking ‘we’re gonna make you squeal like a pig!’
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Islam, where the men are men and the pigs are worried.
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It must be tough for those ignorant Muslims to clean up the mess when one is killed, too. Seeing as how they can’t touch the “unclean” animals or any blood or body parts. Smart people would be eating wild boar for free every day.
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Or some of those other cool customs like cutting your tongue out for cursing allah or cutting your hand and foot off for dancing and listening to music. How about cutting off your sister’s head for not wearing the body bag burqa and meeting a non-moslem boy without a marriage contract?
Granted some of the customs of the Catholic church are plenty wacky, but they stopped their mass murdering ways centuries ago, something the mossy boys want to keep.
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And many Romans do not buy into transubstantiation, but insead consubstatiation. The bread and wine remain bread and wine, but are infused with Jesus in some mystical way.
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Funny, I don’t have any of those other customs either. So your comment to me was, of course, meaningless.
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That is the part that I found to be the funniest. I laughed so hard I couldn’t contain myself for a while.
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How about instead of hacking on things you don’t understand — like symbolic gestures that push the mind to turn inward and reflect upon where a person sits in the universe, you should just mind your own business? Novel concept, eh? In the societies built upon Judeao-Christian ethics, you are more than welcome to not participate in it — as opposed to Islamic societies, where you do not have that luxury.
Honestly, the latest crop of atheists are more annoying and pushy than every evangelical type, up to, and especially including amway salesmen — combined.
Let me throw a little logic at you: If you don’t believe in a hereafter, don’t believe in the soul, don’t believe in redemption or a divine power, why should you even care if others do?
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“Let me throw a little logic at you: If you don’t believe in a hereafter, don’t believe in the soul, don’t believe in redemption or a divine power, why should you even care if others do?”
Exactly.
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symbolically eating a “dead guy” that asked to be symbolically eaten in order to be redeemed and set apart from ultimate destruction and damnation is far better than being told to murder innocent people that do not believe in the same religion. You are obviously an idiot.
Not eating meat on Friday has NOTHING TO DO with Jesus Christ… you know the “dead guy”… however it is a great reminder of control our lust for flesh and fasting which is a healthy thing to adopt. Smearing ashes on your forehead also has nothing to do with Christ per se, however it is a reminder that our lives are short and we should make the most of it with the “dead guy’s” blessing: to do good to others, love people (even fools like you), respect private property, work hard to achieve what we want, have jobs, children and families and be the best person that we can be for ourselves, for our communities and countries and families. All things that I can tell you have no idea how to achieve, which makes you a pathetic fool.
By the way you replied to an atheist, so if you think that was going to make some kind of a point with him, you FAILED. He did not post that in defense of any other religion or to minimize Islam in order to elevate another religion. He posted because he does believe that Islam is dangerous in of itself without bias of another religion. I am laughing because you are an ignorant fool.
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He he You GO Kimmy!
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LOL. I am not even going to read this entire tripe. I hope another person comes around soon. You came in here and essentially disparaged and insulted dozens of people and in your arrogant resolve actually expected no reply? LOL I am laughing at you because you are a boastful fool, and not only that because your initial response was to an atheist! You are so ridiculous! Thankfully my post is the one that irked you the most, I must not be loosing my touch. Fools like you I eat for breakfast. Sure I will not kill you (as a die hard Muslim would), but I certainly don’t have to respect you and I definetly can and do qualify your posts as foolishness, for that is what they are.
AT this point in time, I can qualify you as a troll. Since my goal in life is not to feed trolls, I shall not feed you anymore. Keep talking stupidity, you will not win any fans around here.
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Egad! This dook is really funny, in the same way as vomitus maximus.
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You are welcome! and thank You for showing the world how pathetic you are. You don’t have the right to give me anything, you pathetic, obnoxious and arrogant fool. I live my life the way I want to live it, and you should live yours the way you want to, without coming in here and insulting people and then have the pathetic “I am the victim here” mentality and not expect a response to your tripe. I did not go to your front yard to accuse you of anything or insult your believes or disbelives and I certainly not going to take the time to find you in order to kill you. You are not worth the time and I certainly do not have the disposition. You mean and are nothing. Coming in here, insult folks, then get your ass handed back to you, then pretend to be the victim is so pathetic that I have to laugh. Thanks for the laughs. Thanks for leaving and not coming back and resuming YOUR sad and pathetic non-existence. Goodbye!!!!
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beautiful got the third.
I thought the troll was leaving but I guess the troll wants to have the last word. Pathetic. The troll comes in, insults people, TRIES TO INSULT AN ATHEIST (LOLOLOL), has his ass handed back to him, acts the part of a victim and then comes back for more. Sounds like the other major troll, that trolls around the site.
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The whistle will blow itself again, we can presume!
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Kimmy–remember, TD,, MO. They do it for attention. Don’t give in to it!
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Yes the troll can speak to itself from this point on.
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Hey wait a minute now Kimmy. I’m not an Atheist. Atheists claim to KNOW that there’s no God. I claim to know nothing. I think it’s a bit more honest.
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Fair enough, Flash.
It was still funny though.
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what is that old saying about “a little honey” ?
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i know the threading is hard to see at times.. this is a reply to the_now (alluding to relative utility of honey over vinegar)
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Yes I saw that it was underneath his post. I gave you a thumbs up.
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I’m not Christian, but a characterization such as “eating a dead guy” is an insult. I believe you meant it to be so, and you’re trying to slip it in a snarky “What…? What’d I say??” fashion. Own up to it, or don’t engage in insults.
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That is exactly correct Alien. This thing is a troll that desires attention and I for one will not feed it, I am not interested in internet pets.
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TD,……
MO.
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the_now:
” I did not insult anyone or call anyone names…”
really?
“I dont think your meds are working. LOL”
“you are now free to resume your sad little life.”
“I love how they always call other people names and point out how ignorant others must be for not buying into the same brand of bronze age superstion that they do. Just another pathetic example of why you can not have an intelligent argument with a christian, ”
“Yeah, too bad they dont have reasonable, intelligent customs like not eating meat on Fridays or smearing ashes on your forehead or symbolically eating a dead guy.”
But you consider that you did not insult anyone?
I’m just curious about one thing – what color is the sky in this world you live in?
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Are they all wearing Burqas to blend in with the rest of the inhabitants?
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Pigs in Burqas… now there’s a visual.
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With or without lipstick?
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Without I’m pretty sure. I don’t think makeup is approved in Muslim families.
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Actually Muslim women love makeup and they do use it underneath their thing and of course they use kohl on their eyes. Not perhaps for the most oppressive countries though like Iran.
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Do they do lipstick? I thought colour may be a problem. I know they use khol, and some use henna, but bright pink, or red lipstick? I don’t know!
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In some muslim countries they do but not necessarily highly colorful but they can and do go crazy with the nails. However again in the more oppressive countries nope. A lot of women in a lot of the arab countries not necessarily the persian and babylonians are very fashion forward, they do wear their hermes and their blah blah blah underneath crap or use their hermes scarves as the covering that they need.
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I saw a young woman in the Post Office the other day. She was quite pretty, wearing nice heels, pants that showed her shape well, a pretty, graceful, flowing blouse, had her makeup expertly applied, the most beautiful eyes, and her head wrapped in a Muslim style scarf. She was well spoken, had a beautiful smile. It seemed such a shame that such a pretty young lady had to have her live ruled by a cult from the past.
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I am all about modesty. I just want to have the right to be modest in my own time. Not be told to be modest by the government which is what Islam is and we just have to be real about that.
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Amen to that..
not only is it oppression of feminine beauty, plain and simple, it reveals a weakness in the character of their menfolk if they can’t discipline their reactions, and it weakens their nations when they consign half their potential pool of labor, thought, and innovation to the domestic sphere
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I agree. Controlling how women dress essentially demonstrates that they are weak minded and blame women for their weakness… Interestingly enough that is very Adam of them.
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I just have to laugh at the hypocrisy of the way this girl looked. The Islamic law said her hair had to be covered, and yet everything else about her was screaming “Hot and sexy!” No, there was no skin exposed, other than her hands and her face. She was not showing cleavage, or a tramp stamp above a pair of low-cut jeans. But her clothes emphasized her beautiful body, and her gorgeous face was fully made up and exposed.
Somewhere, somebody thinks that covering her hair was going to keep me from wanting to take her home with me. WRONG!
But then, maybe that’s all it takes to push a Muslim man in the direction of a little boy or a goat. I don’t know.
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We have a large Muslim population in San Antonio. They run the gamut from completely westernized to full bruka wearing women. But most simply wear long sleeve, jeans or slacks that go to the ankle, and a head scarf. and their blouses are more than 2 shreds of fabric. Other than the headscarf, they are barely noticeable.
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I’ve seen quite a few of them myself. I recall one who had hear head and most of her face covered with a rather stylish looking, and probably not cheap, scarf. Heaven forbid I should see her hair and face and have an impure thought. Of course there is no way that would ever happen because of the semi-sheer blouse or painted-on jeans she was wearing, never!
Sometimes people seem to forget the point of some of their rituals.
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HAHA yes, a number of our modestly covered and headdressed ladioes are wearing skin tight jeans and blouses-they just don’t show any skin! LOL>
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LOLOLOL Hilarious!!!
It reminds me of the Quran indictment against alcohol and how no alcohol should touch the lips of a muslim. However, many muslims own liquor stores and they SIP their liquor through straws so the liquor doesn’t touch their lips. Hilarious!
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I don’t think they’ve forgotten the point — I think they’ve hit on the realization that if everyone else looks like a frump, then they will look even hotter by comparison.
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Well, when I see one like that, I just enjoy whatever part of her she has allowed me to enjoy, and hope that someday she sees the error of her sixth century ways and lets her beautiful black hair down.
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Heh, heh…thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh.
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The Christians may not eat them in fear of being FURTHER hated on by the Muslim neighbors. If they did eat them or hunt them to sell them for overseas markets or something, even if it is to help with the numbers, they will get hated on so it is better not to touch the pigs. If they did it in order to help out, and it was announced as such, the muslims would not be appreciative anyway.
With all of that said, I got to admit this is hilarious. It has a bit of a poetic justice sense to it.
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Of course poison will work up to a point…then the whole ecology will start to decay as other animals, which will feast on the carcasses of the dead, poisoned swine, will start dying off. Carrion eaters, birds of prey, and other predators will all be affected by mass poisonings. This very thing happened in Bakersfield, California back in the 1920′s because farmers were killing coyotes, bobcats, mountain lions, and birds of prey. The resulting rodent explosion caused the President to call Kern County a national disaster. Like the old saw: “Those who don’t study history are doomed to repeat it!”
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Hmmm, I was thinking it was a link to a Paki college hottie website. I would imagine Olivia will be disappointed to see it isn’t.
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How can they be so sure? “Each night, packs of the hairy beasts emerge from Islamabad’s river beds, parks and scrubland to rifle through the overflowing rubbish bins of its mostly wealthy residents and growing number of restaurants.” Occupy Islamabad? If so, “City authorities are laying poison and have announced free hunting permits to cull the wild pigs’ numbers.” Hmm, just sayin.
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Heh heh heh.
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I’m there!
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I suppose a pulled pork sandwich stand would make the mussies go crazy..Some OWS types out to move there and open one..double win!
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That would involve working. Never happen.
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They would have to hire workers from other countries that the Obama administration would pay for, along with their mud huts, health care costs, chevy volt’s and the same free shit the OWS’ers demand…
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This reminds me of an old joke which I have altered slightly: Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were travelling together and their car broke down late at night in a rural area. With no accomodations nearby, they had to seek shelter in a nearby farmhouse. The farmer said “OK, but I only have two spare beds so one of you will have to sleep in the barn.” Obama says, “OK, I’ll go and Nancy and Harry can take the beds.” He heads out but a few minutes later, Obama knocks on the farmhouse door and says “There’s a pig in the barn – my religion says they are unclean and forbids me to touch them. One of you will have to take the barn.” So Harry says, “OK, I’ll go.” Harry heads for the barn but a short time later, there’s another knock on the farmhouse door and it’s Harry who says, “There’s a cow out there – I’ve recently converted to a new religion and I’m not allowed to touch them because they are unclean. Nancy, you gotta go out there.” So Nancy says, “You guys are pathetic. All right, I’ll sleep out there, ya big babies.” So Nancy heads out to the barn but a short time later there’s another knock at the farmhouse door…. this time it’s the cow and the pig.
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Hussain had a gash in his stomach. Too bad his first name wasn’t BARRY. I wish there was a way to drop some kind of chemical from the sky to make these hogs more fertile. That reminds me, it’s been a while since I’ve had a nice pork loin meal. It’s pork loin for dinner tomorrow honey.
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In South Texas we hunt hogs from helicopters. Maybe the military could bag a few. They’re pretty good eating!
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PORK!!!!!!!
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It’s what’s for Breakfast!
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… and lunch and dinner honey.
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Bacon, ham, pulled pork, barbeque ribs, roast pork, pork chops (bone in or bone out) pork sausage, braised pork with cabbage, pork sandwiches, “sowbelly” (pork belly), stir fry pork twice cooked pork, moo shu pork , sweet and sour pork.. . . .
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You are making me hungry!!!!
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I had to run out and grab a couple of pork roasts last night. Today, they sit in the frig with the rub on, tomorrow they’ll be smoked. Mmmmmm.
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Dang I hate you right now. LOL
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Don’t hate me because I have smoked pork roast, KQ. Hate me because I’m beautiful. Ha! I couldn’t help it.
Excuse me while go finish making that crockpot full of black beans into refried black beans.
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I want ribs for breakfast. No joke.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…Bacon……:)
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Ohhhhh. Why did I give up meat for Lent?
Oh well, gonna have me some ham for Easter!!
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gave up the meats?? truly you are a stalwart Lentan!
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My son gave up meat one Lent. He was very compliant, but I thought he would eat the whole ham at the Church Brunch Easter Morning! LOL
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Here’s a thought for our good friends in the Religion of Peace:
If you shoot a hog, isn’t there splatter of blood and guts? At least to some small degree? And then, aren’t some molecules of those pork guts getting into the groundwater, or onto the soles of someone’s feet, only to be drunk in a glass of water, or tracked into one’s house?
And you guys expect to get to heaven with all those pig guts all over your house and all over and inside you?
And if you don’t shoot them, then you’ve got the pig scat all over the place, drying up and crumling into dust, taking the same path, eventually ending up on and in you?
So if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad likes to point out that every natural disaster that strikes the USA is God punishing us for whatever sins we’ve committed, what do you call this situation Mahmoud?
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The Pakis might have to just leave the area, since there’s no good way to control the porcine population under Islamic law. So now they’ll all have to be given free passes to move to America.
Oh, damn! I didn’t say that out loud, did I?
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I would rather import the swine…the 4 legged swine.
Just thought the clarification was necessary.
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Hmmm
Bacon or muzzies …. bacon or muzzies …
Tough decision.
NOT
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There it is, We drop millions of pigs into the middle east and let them run wild…pack some with explosives….won’t be long before the cave man cult has a serious breakdown….
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That’s mean to the pigs. The 4 legged ones.
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YUP
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Yes, but they will go to hog heaven with mud baths and all kind of goodies. I am willing to believe the pigs will go to a better place than the terrorist.
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Oohh, a remake of one of my daughters fav movies from when she was little, “All Pigs Go To Heaven”.
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Further down into the sub-continent an Indian city suffers under swarms of Hindu monkeys. Even a vice deputy pol of some sort fell prey to their mad aggression, plummeting to his death from the balcony of an erstwhile secure abode. I see opportunity for fantastic Pig-Monkey proxy war between the rivals.
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That would be AWESOME!!
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Pig Monkey? I thought your were talking about Al Gore….damn