I Have A Say (In How You Have to Spend Your Money to Get Me Laid): Sandra Fluke. There has been some controversy over certain talk-show hosts insinuating (although in jest) that this girl is a prostitute. We disagree. We disagree most emphatically. Prostitutes don’t have any problems getting persons to pay them for sex. This girl, on the other hand, can’t seem to get a John without an act of Congress.