Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest IV

by editor on June 29, 2011

We haven’t had an Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest in a few months, but we’re doing it now because this photo just screams out for one.

No prizes. No winners. Just the warm inner glow you get when you know you’ve come up with a funny caption to accompany a photo of Michelle Obama sticking her tongue out at Desmond Tutu while they both appear to be doing push ups.

Make ‘em funny or don’t make ‘em at all.

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{ 49 comments… read them below or add one }

redabogado June 30, 2011 at 3:43 am

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“Dis iz how ya lick up those fatcake crumbs”

Homersdad June 30, 2011 at 4:53 am

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In a scene from “Genius’ at play”, confusion over the game of Twister became apparent when someone discoverd the pokedot mat still in the box.

DAN June 30, 2011 at 6:53 am

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Michelle:”So this is how you gonna lick Barack’s golf shoes next time he visits his native country”.

StrinaM June 30, 2011 at 6:59 am

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Since Barry’s not here to bow to you….

LibsMakeMeLaugh June 30, 2011 at 7:17 am

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“WASSSSUUUUP!”

Chris Bane June 30, 2011 at 8:31 am

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Old man: “Hey Michelle, show my grandson how Barack licks your balls.”

Jim Stewart June 30, 2011 at 9:00 am

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I don’t see the President’s economic recovery plan over here either.

varmint June 30, 2011 at 9:09 am

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I have licked this entire floor once already and still haven’t found my contact.

poppajoe49 June 30, 2011 at 9:14 am

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Now that I’ve done my weekly pushup, where are the fatcakes and fries?

KaylaKW July 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm

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that’s awesome!

Tom June 30, 2011 at 11:50 am

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“You feel that? No, that’s not gravity. That’s the White Man keepin’ us down.”

poppajoe49 June 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm

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Sorry, I couldn’t help myself!!

Your tax dollars at work: Government spends $3.6 million to study dope-smoking, menstruating monkeys

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/government-spends-3-6-million-to-study-dope-smoking-menstruating-monkeys

Jeff June 30, 2011 at 5:33 pm

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Push One – TuTu
Push Two – TuTu
Push Three – TuTu

RalphKramden June 30, 2011 at 6:36 pm

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We lick the floor before his Excellency passes by.

RockingHorseGuy July 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm

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And after.

Thunder on the Right June 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm

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Barack likes to bow down… but I’m practicing prostrating myself for when the Caliphate REALLY kicks in!

kimberly wright June 30, 2011 at 9:37 pm

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Presidential Planking

TOM COTTER July 1, 2011 at 5:01 am

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so this is what the taxpayers do to pay for my vacations,”bend over and grab the vaseline”!

me July 1, 2011 at 7:45 am

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This is too hard – are you sure the muslims don’t keep their knees on the floor when praying to allah.

DMartyr July 1, 2011 at 10:53 am

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“…while they both appear to be doing push ups…”

Push ups or afternoon salah?

JJJRO July 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm

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What kinda f’ed up game of Twister is this! Where are the damn colored circles!
Oh, Desmond, I was so poor as a kid, we had to make ‘em with our tongues! >> Ok. I should have waited until happy hour to write this.

GhostntheMachine July 1, 2011 at 3:02 pm

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In their world:
After searching for the take home line on his latest Shared Sacrifices paycheck, Desmond Tutu delivers the classic line, ” Where’s the net ?”.

In MY world:
” I lied guys, we’re facing America not Mecca, Happy 4th of July!”

KittenRecipes July 1, 2011 at 5:58 pm

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“This is how people will have to find food after my husband gives away all of the tax payer’s money.”

Entrant1 July 2, 2011 at 2:23 am

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Dam.n, woman!……That one smelled purple!