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Iran may be close to a plutonium bomb, German defense experts warn. “The IAEA reported that Iran removed fuel rods from the Bushehr light water reactor… ‘it may… mean the starting-point for production of weapons-grade plutonium. That would mean a dramatic expansion and acceleration of Iran’s nuclear armaments program…’” In other news, obscure filmmakers all over the US are suddenly hiring lawyers…

Contributed on November 27, 2012 by Bonfire of the Absurdities, who has submitted 2768 posts.

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I'm With STUPID November 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

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The Mayan ‘end of the world’ is Dec. 21, 2012. The last day a deal can be reached for the fiscal cliff is Dec. 21, 2012 at midnight. Ironic.

Big Al November 27, 2012 at 5:02 pm

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F@(& it, I am tired of eating.

Dragonfish November 27, 2012 at 5:43 pm

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Here’s a third Dec. 21, 2012 fable:

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1632.htm

now, if:
1) Mayan ‘end of the world’ happens – then, I’ll say bye now.
2) Fiscal Cliff reached – so what, life goes on.
3) If 3 happens, we may very well be FUBAR’d, not immediately, but in the near future – ?????????????????????

LOL.

poppajoe49 November 27, 2012 at 7:09 pm

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The Mayan ‘end of the world’ is Dec. 21, 2012

It must be true!
Circ Du Solei in 3D will be in theatres on that day!

CO2Insanity November 27, 2012 at 6:22 pm

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Fitting it’s my first wife’s birthday.

danybhoy November 28, 2012 at 3:21 am

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You seem to be too happy about that.

KimmyQueen November 29, 2012 at 12:53 pm

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Buy her a present anyway.

hisham November 27, 2012 at 6:30 pm

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So when they finally tie the knot, as far as their nuclear program is concerned and they can finally mass produce enough enriched plutonium or uranium, or whatever, who will they want to waist it on first, us, the UN, or israel?

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 27, 2012 at 6:38 pm

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We could have really put an end to this before it got to this point, but nooooooo, this is what happens when you elect a racist community organizer with no gonads to be “Leader of the free world”

Not so silent November 27, 2012 at 9:53 pm

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I think the best thing that could happen would be Mookmood Istolemyjob pushing the button for a “test” and most of Iran disappeared into dust.

MGAP November 27, 2012 at 11:52 pm

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They’d just blame the Joos and the Saudis would fork over more money to restart the program.

poppajoe49 November 28, 2012 at 4:31 am

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Muckmoooooood Imadouchebag needs to be taken out of office by any means necessary, he’s a freaking nutcase, and acts like he’s on LSD 1/2 the time.

danybhoy November 28, 2012 at 5:06 am

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Israel will do the deed, & then we will all get to see if the Obama regime will do the right thing & back Israel. Or does the regime join the UN, the muslim brotherhood, hamas, hezbolah, Al-Jazerra, & our domestic asshats like Jimmy Carter, Zbigniew Brezezinski(Mika’s old man), & the Jewish nazi collaborator Goerge Schwartz, aka George Soros in throwing Israel under the bus. I also don’t think the timing of of the exhumation of the dead piece of sh!t PLO leader Yasser Arafat, aka in Arabic: ياسر عرفات‎. The conspiracy theorist in the middle east, which is about 4/5 of them, believe the Jews killed Arafat. It’s a diversion people, look at this shiny object while you don’t pay attention to what’s really going on.

KimmyQueen November 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

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Where the marines at? where the seals at? that is their job that is what they are supposed to do… am I wrong?

danybhoy November 29, 2012 at 10:40 pm

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I guess so. In 79, the Islamic Republic of Iran was born when Carter punked the Shaw. Then in 2009, Obama punked the Green Revolution when they were marching in the streets…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRlSWRoN-o

…& these are the younger people who want freedom in Iran. I know a few younger Iranians & they have no love for the gov’t their families fled back home.

KimmyQueen November 29, 2012 at 12:51 pm

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MEANWHILE… Let’s make more fun of Bebe Netanyahu for drawing a bomb caricature and pointing to it and all of that. That is more mortifying than Iran “let’s nuke and push Israel to the ocean” getting their hands on weapons of mass destruction.