The French-looking John Kerry can retreat even faster than real Frenchmen
As if being rejected by Americans in the 2004 election wasn’t enough of a blow to his delicate ego, John Kerry’s now been rejected by a second country: Iran.
The French-looking Democrat from Massachusetts had dreams of meeting with the mullahs and somehow solving the Iran nuclear stand-off with the power of his personality.
Hah!
The Hill tells Kerry’s tragic tale:
Iranian legislators on Sunday decided to not allow a visit from Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman John Kerry (D-Mass.), according to Iranian media.
“Members of the Iranian parliament’s Foreign Relations Committee (a subcommittee of the parliament’s National Security and Foreign Policy Commission) voiced opposition to the request after studying the issue,” Hassan Ebrahimi, head of the committee, told the semi-official Fars News Agency.
Kerry’s office responded that he “had no plans to visit Iran.”
Of course, if the mullahs had said, “Come on down,” Kerry would have told his pilot to gas up Ketchup One and get it out on the runway.
Source: The Hill
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That’s funny because so did American voters in 2004.
Hey Greg:
Senator Kerry came closer than any other candidate in our history to unseating a war time president. He lost the presidency by 60,000 votes. You want to talk about real losers- how about McCain and Palin and Bush- who will go down in history as the biggest voter mistake in our history.
Yes, John Kerry is definitely a wiener.
I guess our enemies no longer see him as a viable double agent-since he has become so impertinent in American politics-they figure he no longer has access to anything sensitive….back during vietnam, he at least had knowledge of our troop levels on the ground-even if he was only shot while running away from a fire fight. The guy is a menace-a tool-a loser-and should never have been elected to represent Americans, because he should have been in Fort Levenworth, for consorting with the Vietnamese ENEMY!
You know nothing at all about Senator Kerry and you show your ignornace by regurgitating old lies told by his enemies. You need to educate yourself about real heros and patriots.
Gee Mark, did you serve with Kerry? Maybe you should do a little research yourself.
Let just say the swift boaters have more evidence to support their contention than Kerry has to refute. Old lies or basic truth? Questions raise doubt. Only if you were there could you say with any amount of confidence one way or the other, and only a hack would have your level of confidence in Kerry’s version of the truth. Since I wasn’t there I have to rely on the preponderance of evidence and the preponderance goes against Kerry. Lets face it. Someone who had a couple of pieces of shrapnel picked out of his arm and butt with tweezers is not necessarily a hero or a patriot.
Um, if Kerry REALLY lost in 2004 it was due to fraud, disenfranchisment and lies. It is easy to gain votes by scaring people with possible death from terrorists if they did not vote for the unqualified puppet President Bush who was made out to be a real hero because of the politics played after 9/11. Oh, and as personal as you want to make this out to be- that it would be only Kerry who would be denied a visa- you are wrong. Iran denied America with this decision not to allow Kerry to enter the country. And, it has to do with the administration of the former bungler in chief-Bush and his crazy side-kick Chaney fueling the fires of the oppositon in Iran and spewing hate for anyone else not sharing their kooky ideas for America and the world.
Sorry, the social climber that is Sen.John F.Kerry was little more then Ted Kenndy’s waterboy. He is also one of the most shallow members of Congress, maybe only Biden was worse. Say what you will about Bush43, at least he knew what he believed. Kerry does’nt have core beliefs, & he could’nt hide it.
As for Iran, can you tell anyone why jackoffs like Kerry can’t learn from the mistakes of idiots like Jimmy Carter? Or Neville Chamberlain? What make appeasement a good political strategy? It really has never worked, & it has cost 10’s of millions of people their lives. Explain it to me if you can.
John Kerry is one of the most serious members of the Senate – from either side. Seeing that you addressed dealing with terrorists, you might be interested to know that it was Kerry who wrote the legislation that has provided tools for following the money to track non-state terrorists. Kerry wrote this in the 1990s after he stood pretty much alone in investigating BCCI, the bank that allowed international drug rings and terrorists like OBL to move money around the world. Only after 911, did the Senators allied with the banks in both parties, allow it to pass as part of the Patriot Act.
You might want to visit the Senate Foreign Relations Committee web site, where video of all the excellent hearings he chaired is available.
As to Iran, it is clear that Kerry did not intend to go this month as he had hip surgery yesterday. Especially with Iran beginning to reject their leaders, the last thing anyone should want is the type of combative attacks that others have proposed which could drive people back to ralling around their dysfunctional leaders.
Yes, you are correct. He is a brilliant leader and a man among boys. By the way, did you know he served in Vietnam?
Right, it’s all Bush and Chaney’s fault. It’s really too bad that all the ass kissing this Administration has done was not enough to overcome that. Barrack “A good speech can fix anything” Obama’s supporters constantly say that the whole world loves us now because of Obama – I guess Iran is in some other world.
Really. You don’t think the Iranians know Bush is no longer in office? You think they are so backward not to notice Obama is subordinating himself to, well, everyone? Just as Quadifi probed Regan to see what he could get away with, so too is Ahmadinejad with Obama. The only difference here is that where Quadifi ceased and desisted after almost losing his life, Ahmadinejad will continue unabated.
JON IS BACK!!!!!!!
Kerry was for going to Iran before he was against it.
Its downright scary when you think about how close we came to actually having this boob John Kerry as our president. That being said he would have been way WAY better than what we have now.
John Kerry served in vietnam. Really! Who did he serve? Or what did he serve? Oh, and I thought that Barney Frank was the man among boys.
No, no, no. Barney is the Queen among boys…..