Iranian soccer players could face lashing after victory groping. A “victory ass grabbing” bans two players for life along with a $40,000 fine. “…this action can be considered a violation of public chastity,” Judge Valiollah Hosseini told the news agency. “The punishment of this crime is prison up to two months and 74 lashes.” The acceptable form of celebration is beating your wives. Didn’t these guys get the memo?