We're not disappointed in Tiger because he cheated with a white woman. We're disappointed because he cheated with an ugly woman.
Captain James T. Kirk. Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about women. It can also be said that Kirk was not very selective and perfectly willing to cavort wildly with any alien species no matter how bizarre.
Tiger Woods? Not so much.
In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.
In an effort to convince us of the validity of this remark the article continues “If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great’s accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere.”
Vina, the Orion slave girl, is proof that Captain Kirk was neither racist nor specist.
But we’re told that the African American community has never fully embraced Woods, because “The color of one’s companion has long been a major measure of ‘blackness’ — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.”
As one blogger put it “Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him.”
If all of this gives you a headache, don’t worry. In the future you will be able to emulate James T. Kirk and utilize snappy pickup lines like “Transport here often” to all races, creeds, colors and species.
Heck, there was even that really hot green women in one episode that…never mind.
Source: NewsBusters.org
- Written by Patrick Michael
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Tiger fills some gaps in his already stellar resume…now he can go to work on his Grammy, Emmy, Pulitzer and that one that BHO just picked up.
I am black and although I love being black I don’t find black men attractive. Seldom do. I am not a racist because of it. It makes no sense. The problem here is that he goes for cheap ass women who look like they could easily be prostitutes. I am actually GLAD they are not black. I am sick and tired of black women being represented as cheap in the media.
I agree with you about the women he has been connected to, not nearly as good looking as Elin, in my opinion. But I do get the feeling that Tiger was finding women who would do things that Elin would’nt do OR could’nt do while pregnent.
11 mistresses and it seems two were paid to be his mistresses (by whom dont know him or someone else to set him up?) I feel that this was something that perhaps he felt he was owed. He had strict parents and upbringing necessary because you need discipline to do what he does, however I feel that he felt owed of his youth and partying and going crazy. He married relatively young and had responsibilities relatively young and with their parents divorced and his Father dead perhaps he felt he could act out, but instead of doing it while single he did it while married.
If it is true that he is looking for freaks because his wife in the end is not a freak or wont do certain things then of course that means that there is a lot of darkness in Tiger that we didnt know about.
Keep this in mind KQ, Tiger’s dad cheated on his mom as well. That is why Tiger’s parrents were almost never seen together in the years leading up to his dad’s death.
I wonder who his mom sides with. I say this because while she loves her son, she knows what Elin feels like. I would like to know her thoughts past the disappointment she must feel.
Yes I did hear that he (Tiger’s dad) cheated on his wife but you would think that a person (like Tiger) in that situation seeing how his Mother had to deal with such PAIN that he would take that as an example NOT to cheat. Obviously this type of behavior like alcoholism and drug abuse is generational as well. It is too bad.
With that said I think she is siding with Tiger first because that is her son and she probably feels responsible for the divorce and perhaps that may have been a reason, etc. Second because he is rich and why would she be dumb enough to disavow him in public. Third in private she may tell him that she is dissapointed, but I feel that she was key in making sure he didnt leave the marriage and perhaps is behind the scenes of the whole do it for the kids thing.
That is just what I think though.
What in the wide, wide, world of sports is going on here. Are you telling me that Black people can be racist? That’s impossible, I mean everybody knows that racism is found only in White people. Lord God Almighty, the sky is falling! Run for cover!
Well, at least that explains Michele Obama – the FLOTUS is the POTUS’ e-ticket from the white world to the black… a nonfat latte with an extra shot of expresso. sweet. Daddy would be so proud
Not so fast on that non-fat, OC Madam.
she’s just big boned (except for the little cottage-cheese thing on the thighs)
WoW ! OC, I thought FLOTUS thighs were a matter of the Greatest National Security. Have to ask how you got that info? Oprah is very interested if there are any pictures? wink wink
Kimmyqueen-the women that tiger cheated with are prositutes-they are jetted around by golfers, so that they can screw them-getting something material in return for sex is the definition of prostitution. Therefore, these grotesque sperm banks that tiger cavorted with are hookers, hos, pross, street walkers, skeezers, coquettes, libertines, sirens, temptresses…….all I can think about is dudley moore in arthur when he says “you’re a hookah” to liza minelli-makes me chuckle to think about it——also makes me throw up in my mouth a little when I see the pictures of these “women” that tiger was with…they are all right out of that HBO show they shoot in a low-rent whore house out in the Nevada desert.
LOL indeed…
What I want to know is, who took that picture of The Lady In Red (Perkins waitress Mindy Lawton) striking a ‘come hither’ pose? Was it a do-it-yourself job with one of those delayed timers or what? That and who released it to the media! Jeez! Didn’t she have a more innocent pix…oh wait, that would be ridiculous it light of the current situation now, wouldn’t it?
Vina, the Orion slave girl in the photograph was associated with Captain Pike (the prior Captain of the USS Enterprise), not Captain Kirk.
Damn it, James, we’re bloggers, not trekkers.
DJ-whomever released that photo should be flogged. And she should sue them for definitely getting her bad side!
Sorry fellas
I have always had a soft spot in my heart for cheap looking, tight clothes wearing, too much make-up wearing ladies. Always loved the kinda tough looking rough around the edges types. (I’m from Queens – New York City) (NOTE I detest tatoos and fake boobs – so I guess I hark back to an earlier time) Love the beer swilling, acqua net using girls from Brooklyn too. Girls into heavy metal, short skirts, tube dresses leather pants, extremely tight jeans, gum chewing, Monte Carlo driving hot womanpinksmelling girls. ….
Haniging out by the traintracks when we were young then going to bars with fake ID making out in basements or back seats of cars and finally having your own apartment with 6 roomates girls. Ladies who dropped out of community college with 1 or 2 4 year old illegitimate kids who hang out with their trampy vamy girlfriends in really tawdry thigh high boots or high heels who dress like streetwalkers…..
So I guess you figured I love the cheap red dress and heels and big hair.
I couldn’t care less about Tiger Woods’ problems. As far as the green Orion slave girl, she was Capt Christopher Pike’s girlfriend, not Kirk’s.
For god’s sake, man, does everyone know that except us? (And we’ve seen that episode about twenty times.)
It will eventually be revealed that the floozie in the red dress is in fact the love child of Monica Lewinski and Bill Clinton, stains on the dress and all
this is all Tiger’s personal problems. why do people care, and who are we to judge?
I agree that this is his personal business and he should be allowed to deal with this with his family in the sanest way possible so his family and him can heal and find a way out of this situation, however people are fascinated or care because he presented an image that he BANKED on (literally) that obviously was not truthful. I think that most people do not see themselves as adulterers because they aren’t or else they believe that adultery is wrong and else judge, but I dont think most people are misjudging. The women he slept with ARE whores or whore like and his disposition to be with them is a bit disgusting. So disgusting to one of his mistresses that she is worried about STDs and is getting tested. I dont blame her.
If people used their judgement better and gained discernment they wouldnt be in these types of predicaments in the first place. His misdeeds had to come out to the light one day or another. Better now when he is still healthy and can find a way to change and grow up.
I really dont want to be mean. Truly I dont but this female is even uglier in TV than this photo captures.
You are right thank god none of them where black women. I hope no one here thinks his wife is a victim, because she is gonna get paid, 55 million in 2 more years. There marriage was nothing more than a business arrangement. Thats not what I call love.
I think at some point it had to be love who knows when it stopped or maybe it does still exists but perhaps not on her part or perhaps not on his part but she wants to know that she will be taken care of nevertheless… or maybe it is for the children. It is really sad.
But yes at this point the only true victims are the children. once she accepted moneyin exchange for her company the victim label does not belong to her anymore.
The good thing about the Tiger Woods fiasco is that it once again brings black racism out into the open and liberals are forced to admit that it exists, even if the media still continues to sugarcoat or ignore it completely.
By the way, I don’t see any Asian women on the list either.
He never truly considered himself asian nor the asian community was eager to welcome him in either… but with that said it doesnt matter I am sure many asian women are happy these sluts aren’t asians just as I am happy these sluts aren’t black.
I see nothing peculiar about Tiger’s PREFERENCE concerning the race of his lovers.That in itself is most certainly not racist.What does disturb me is the media and ignorant public feeding frenzy concerning his marital infidelity.The man is not a public servant,like Bill Clinton was and to me that makes it a problem simply between Tiger and Mrs.Woods. Whether it is because he is Black or just jealousy because he is greatest golfer that ever lived,there is too much hate out there over this to just to be about his philandering.
Remember the Dave Chappelle skit on the “Racial Draft”? I thought it was all settled!
So the AP is calling for ugly black women and skanky Latinas and dirty Asian whores to bang Tiger too? Then try to flip 15 minutes of fame out of it? When to go AP! Classy! MLK would be so proud…
Humm… Tiger is a billionaire and has a hot wife. He is famous too. He has to cheat on his wife with ugly women (I don’t care what their skin color is). Does that make him racist? No. Does that make him stupid? Yes… The reason to cheat is usually to get strange of equal or greater hotness! He is doing it backwards…
I am white and have nailed black girls, white chicks, Asian honeys, girls from India (technically they are Asian, still), Mexicans and other races. I have been called racist (believe it or not) by some douche liberals for my womanizing. The reason given was that as I white man I must have thought I was entitled to have women of color as some kind of arrogant ‘right’; that I could ‘take’ what I wanted sexually from others. My view was that those liberals were small minded haters and did not have silky smooth seduction game as I do. All the sex was consensual and I never went to get a girl into my bed because of her skin color: I wanted her because she was hot and I wanted to nail her! I never got and complaints from the women and no cries of racism from them either.
The moral (or lack therefore of) is that liberals care more about type casting people into roles of how they think race and conduct should be molded and how it should fit in a person’s life by a given label.
Not that I grill all my black male friends on this topic: I did ask now and again if some of my pals (black men) even dated non black girls. These conversations took place over about two years. Three said no and that they would not ever. One said he did in the past but is happy being married to a black woman now and three more date/sleep with any and every woman (color not an issue)! The other four I am friends with I did not ask since it is not something one brings up off the cuff. Sorry I don’t have more black friends to ask and get more data on liberals! LOL! I must be so racist…
The MSM will harp on labels and how Tiger should act (he needs to ‘act black’ I guess) and who he ought to marry and f*ck and how he should be- all to match some label so he can be then again labeled as racist or not racist. What a crock of s*it!
Were is this story in the national MSM? Its a REAL race story hate crime after all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWgWBtw6GZU
I guess the AP did not pick that one up because they’d be racist to report it if they did so. Was that white kid with his black girlfriend acting or not acting white/black enough to merit not getting beat up over the color of his skin?
Funny how real race issues get skipped over and we have to see the MSM spoon feed us, the public, all this bulls*it about fabricated ‘racism’ vis a vis Tiger Woods and the fugly girls he bangs… Way to go AP!
Is Obama racist? He did have gay sex with a white man (Larry Sinclair) and not gay sex with a black man after all… I will wait for the AP to cover that angle… But I am not holding my breath until I change color…
what? (larry sinclair?) what?
My money is on he comes back to Blacks just like Michael, and OJ.
he comes back to Black women? but you are assuming that he has been with Black women in the past (which he may have) also I never heard or saw Michael Jackson witha black woman…
I meant he will be running back to black people just like Michael and OJ did after their ordeals.
I guess I am failing to see what you mean by Black people. Do you mean some Black leaders or trying to associate with the Black community overall? Which yes it is what Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson did after their ordeals. However many Black people on the general or individual scale didnt necessary want them.
I get what Whipper was trying to say, but it sort of came out clumbsy. I think you are correct in bringing up WHO in the black community. The so called leaders like Al & Jesse, or others who are involved with prominent black organizations.
Where Whipper is wrong is that he is assuming that Tiger came from the same black commuinty that Michael or OJ grew up in. He did not, & that’s what is a new dynamic for a story like this. Is Tiger black? Is he Asian? Since he has been golfing since the age of 3, is he more white? He really does’nt have anywhere to run to in the way Whipper suggests, & because he has betrayed many of those who he could turn to, this will be harder. Plus since his father died a few years back, his mother might be the only person he can really turn to that is not on his payroll. But is she capible of giving him the sort of advice that he needs as a commercial entity, which Tiger has been from the start? He better be as smart as everyone says he is if he is going to ever regain any credability as a golfer & as a man. It will be interesting.
I agree. He has been kind of ANOTHER TYPE OF WHITE PERSON ** (according to certain sociologists that I have read in the past) pretty much all of his life to be able to fit in, if you will, in a society and sport society that is overwhelmingly white/Caucasian.
So at this point, when he is in trouble with his image he cannot run to any community at all. He is just going to have to bite the bullet, eat crow and deal with the fallout until people forget/forgive and are ready to move on. Like you said he is going to do a lot of PR stunts to gain credibility and regain his commercial side. Although so sad that is pretty much all that he had going for him, he was basically just a product.
As you said correctly he never truly belong to the “black” community, nor did he belong to the “Asian” community either. He wasn’t truly raised in neither. No one so far that I have known in either community have claimed him or come to his defense (in full force), whereas even though Michael and OJ stepped away (somewhat) from their respective communities in search of power and fame, they were claimed by some and ran to the black community “leaders” (who claim to speak for the entire community) when the going got tough.
** By another type of white person I mean that in order for SOME (not all) white/Caucausian people to see him (or any other person of color) as a true equal they need to associate the person of color to “whiteness” (either by their behavior, features, use of language, lifestyle, etc) so people like Tiger can fully integrate and become accepted.
shame to this Tiger Woods, i’m never watching golf anyway. What a looser, cheating his wife, also a big time racist selecting only aryan blonde women making it sound like black women are an inferior product. He should be beaten by a group of strong black women
Shame on Tiger indeed, but he does’nt need to get his a$$ kicked by a group of “strong black women”. The whole idea that some black folks are pissed is sort of funny, considering I have not heard any asian folks getting their panties in a bunch. Besides, the only woman who should have given him a beatdown should be Elin. She is the woman he married, she is the woman he had children with, & if she smacked him with a club a couple of times over this whole ordeal, good for her. Tiger denies that she did whack him with a club, but if she did(I think she did), great. I just want to know what her club selection was.
I am a strong black woman and I will tell you I wouldn’t even bother to beat him or talk to him nor anything. He is so not worth it.
His behavior aside (as bad as it was), him choosing white women instead of black women doesn’t bother me nor offend me. In fact, I didn’t even think about it until I read this article last year.
Look at the many women that he got with, I mean… ewww. I certainly wouldn’t want to see a sleazy black female as part of that group. It would embarrass me. His choices in my humble opinion, do not “make it sound” as if he feels or thinks that black women are inferior product.
He may think so, he may not. We don’t know and we cannot know by his choices. The man just wants what he wants. There is no way to know if his choices were racists or not. I think that is stretching it. He is just gross and made a series of bad judgments.
I’m sure Tiger will in the future include those left behind.
Will Tiger’s chastity belt have a a swoosh logo and will it effect his SWINGER? Or is he just ANOTHER TYPE OF WHITE PERSON?
What he needs are people around him who will tell him NO. It seems to me that he has had plenty of yes men around who also enable him by using the power of Tiger against those who might have caused him trouble in the past. He won’t get away with that sort of thing now.