Did it ever occur to those Muslim martyrs that the reason all the girls in Paradise are virgins is because they’re really fat and really ugly with bad personalities?
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ahhh, correct me if I am wrong-but aren’t they all?
Just asking.
You gotta be kidding, right? Your sponsor ad on the page I viewed this story on was “Muslima.com”, the premier muslim marriage arrangement site.
so, this site takes advertising dollars from Muslima.com, the “International Muslim Matrimornial Site”.
I Hate the Media, helping muslims to find and marry muslims (the religion of peace) and raise little muslims.
We don’t usually answer complete idiots in the comments, but allow me to educate you. It’s well-known that the dominant advertising vehicle for websites is Google Adsense, which serves up ads based upon what Google algorithms see matching the page content. Google Adsense (as with any other similar content-aware ad server) is in comtrol of this, not the website.
There. Now we’ve educated you. Sorry, we cannot do anything about your sense of humor.
So that explains the the gay dating ads over at American Spectator and the muslim dating ads at FPM. Those lefties at Google are doing something on purpose . . .
ok, so you’re not responsible for what’s on your website, and it’s all google’s fault.
You sound like a liberal.
Enjoy your advertisement $$.
btw,
I’m the one who spots that a post by you about , “Did it ever occur to those Muslim martyrs that the reason all the girls in Paradise are virgins is because they’re really fat and really ugly with bad personalities?” is being sponsored by “Muslima.com, the “International Muslim Matrimornial Site”, and you accuse me of having no sense of humor!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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The houris aren’t human, not that women are to Muslims, either, at least, not legally. Houris are basically undead corpses to rape, which is what Islam demands women be. Their idea of female beauty hinges upon the extent to which women can dehumanize themselves through silence, submissiveness, dependence, and immobility. I’m also pretty sure that female genital mutilation, which is required by the largest school of Islam and recommended by the other 3 Sunni schools, is done in order to make women more corpse-like in bed. After all, they are to follow in word, deed, and thought a ‘man’ who raped his dead aunt. In fact, the sad tradition whereby Hindu widows throw themselves on their husbands’ funeral pyres came about because that was the only way the women could ensure that they wouldn’t become sex slaves for terrorists, and they couldn’t just poison themselves because the jihadis had a tendency to rape their corpses.