New dating site is exactly what the angry IslamoFascist needs to meet the woman of his dreams

April 13, 2009, 4:00 am · 0 comments

You may have noticed the “Muslim Matrimonials” ad that pops up every once in a while in the upper left-hand corner of IHateTheMedia.com. We assume it’s legit.

But where can a jilted jihadist find the woman of his dreams? Where does a socially inept IslamoFascist find true love? And since alcohol is forbidden, what is an unmarried Muslim extremist’s alternative to a single’s bar?

Taliban Singles might be a good idea. Maybe even Osama Bin-laden would relax a bit if we could just get the guy laid.

Tagged as: dating, islam, matrimonials, musim, muslim, Taliban

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