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Jack Lew for Secretary of the Treasury? President Obama has a knack for hiring losers and flakes, but this time he’s outdone himself. Until being nominated to head Treasury yesterday, Jack Lew was the president’s budget director, repeatedly submitting budgets past the deadline, budgets so ridiculous even Democrats won’t vote for them. And the signature that will soon be appearing on our currency looks like a drug-addled doodle.

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Navyvet2 January 10, 2013 at 7:08 am

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My 2 year old grandson has a more legible signature than this. But then he is probably smarter and no doubt knows more about finance than anyone Soros wanted his sock puppet to annoint.

poppajoe49 January 10, 2013 at 10:59 pm

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Well, that signature would look pretty on our money……NOT!

danybhoy January 10, 2013 at 11:57 pm

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The purpose of a signature like this is that it can’t be read. Unless you know it when you see it, you would’nt know who’s signature it is. All by design.

flashingscotsman January 11, 2013 at 8:13 am

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I always tell people, if you can read that signature, it’s not mine.

StrinaM January 10, 2013 at 7:13 am

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First we get a treasury secretary who can’t work Turbotax, now we get one who can’t write his name.

Road Warrior January 10, 2013 at 10:05 pm

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Maybe so………………..but his signature looks like the economic roller coaster little barry put us on.

sa_rose January 10, 2013 at 11:24 pm

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Remember that thread on the failure of K-12 educational failure? My signature is intentionally weird, to make it hard to copy, since there are about a zillion records lying around with my signature on them. But even on mine you can make out a letter here and there. The above sample IS just a doodle.

Sidekick January 10, 2013 at 7:25 am

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My signature is pretty horrible. He gets a pass from me on this. But that’s all he gets a pass on from me.

Big Al January 10, 2013 at 7:33 am

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Let them doodle on it, it is soon to be “play money” anyway. Just another in your face joke on any patriot.

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 8:02 am

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Soon to be?

freerepublics January 10, 2013 at 7:43 am

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Oh I forgot, cursive writing is no longer taught in schools…reading, writing, and arithmetic have been replaced by the Communist Manifesto, Darwin Theory, Global Warming, Greenie lies, so we can have a future population of liberal idiots.

Homersdad January 10, 2013 at 7:50 am

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I don’t know what the fuss is all about. I can read that….it says “Does this pen write?”

sifi January 10, 2013 at 8:04 am

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That’s funny.

Homersdad January 10, 2013 at 11:40 am

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Sadly…it also contained some misspelling.

sifi January 10, 2013 at 12:54 pm

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It does?

poppajoe49 January 11, 2013 at 5:08 am

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I thought it said:
“I’m a 12 year old girl with daddy issues, please pay attention to me”!
But then, what do I know?

sifi January 10, 2013 at 8:00 am

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No matter what it looks like, it’s adorable to the left.

President Obama’s Signature Looks Like A Baby Dinosaur.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/26/president-obamas-signature_n_867611.html

Jack Lews looks like a mangled Slinky to me.

Progressive Hemrrhoid January 10, 2013 at 1:58 pm

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“Dear Leader” has to sign his signature the way he does because Adolph Hitler’s signature was already taken.

poppajoe49 January 10, 2013 at 11:04 pm

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A baby dinosaur, lying on it’s back (submissive) with it’s legs spread!
Says “I’m ready to get screwed”!
No wonder nobody fears us!

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 8:03 am

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Now, when somebody bitches about how sloppy my signature is, I’ll just pull out one of the jokes that is a dollar bill and point to his signature. His loops ARE rather graceful, though.

PsychoDad January 10, 2013 at 9:21 am

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Prolly not smart enough to just make an “X”.

KimmyQueen January 10, 2013 at 10:49 am

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OMG it is just so so sad…

danybhoy January 10, 2013 at 11:29 am

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Actually, it’s more offensive to me then it is sad.

sifi January 10, 2013 at 1:31 pm

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If you turn it upside down then flip it horizontally it looks like a little effort was made to look like Jack Lew.

JPTravis January 10, 2013 at 3:56 pm

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No, you have to turn it horizontal then flip it upside down.

poppajoe49 January 11, 2013 at 5:43 am

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Are we talking signatures or experimental sex positions?

davidintexas January 11, 2013 at 7:08 am

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I don’t care who you are, now that’s funny!! :)

Progressive Hemrrhoid January 10, 2013 at 1:59 pm

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“Dear Leader” finally found a bigger loser then Turbo Tax Timmy.

Trickie January 10, 2013 at 3:34 pm

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It looks like the top of a hostess cupcake

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 8:42 pm

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And we know how THAT worked out.

sa_rose January 10, 2013 at 11:27 pm

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Yeah, Hostess is being bought out by a Mexican Bakery company.

sa_rose January 10, 2013 at 11:27 pm

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100 TU for you! That is exactly what it looks like! Maybe he was hungry when he wrote it.

davidintexas January 11, 2013 at 7:11 am

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What would this score on a Rorshach Test? Just askin’. :)

sa_rose January 11, 2013 at 7:49 am

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Even better, what would handwriting analysis say?

poppajoe49 January 11, 2013 at 7:54 am

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Even better, what would handwriting analysis say?

“I’m a 12 year old girl with daddy issues, please pay attention to me”!