The ebullient Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security, smiles for the camera.
She believes America’s conservatives are more dangerous than Islamo-Fascist radicals.
She just issued a report in which she breathlessly tells the nation’s law enforcement agencies to watch out for you. “You” meaning anyone who doesn’t like President Obama, disgruntled veterans, states rights advocates, people who are suffering in the recession, and really successful talk show hosts.
She wants to put you in jail. But thanks to President Obama’s policy of renaming existing government programs, jail is no longer called jail.
Henceforth, it will now be called “President Obama’s Housing Program for Conservatives.”
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So it is Big Sister, not Big Brother!
Mad enough yet anyone?
she has a rather fetching soviet chic thing going for her…
yea, yea, yea…I’m a radical right wing exteemist, too…love the last line. too funny, like they got that much jail space available!
A few days ago, I got a preview of the new civilian enforcement agency promised during the campaign. A brand new full-size (not hybrid) SUV, complete with custom paint-job and special roof-top lighting (estimated cost $50K), labeled “Home Land Security” was being driven from an automobile dealer in Oceanside. The driver was a large “minority” man.
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