January-in-review: Our 31 favorite stories of the month

February 1, 2010, 2:00 am · 0 comments

Another month-in-review here at IHateTheMedia.com. 31 days filled with hundreds of fascinating stories. Here are our 31 favorites for the month that just passed into history (notice how we cleverly chose one for each day of the month).

Story #1: The mysterious case of the unmelted glaciers

1. 12 more glaciers that haven’t heard the news about global warming

2. Naked Obama on a unicorn. Yeah, we knew that would get your attention.

3. 20 great moments in liberal bigotry

3. 20 reasons Martin Luther King is turning over  in his grave

4. Is Michelle Obama the new Jackie Kennedy? A new book says yes, reality says no.

6. Bad news. After next month, you won’t be able to view Beaver online.

7. And the award for worst weather forecast of the decade goes to…

8. Harry Reid is a two-faced son of a bitch

Story #9: We hate it when we have impure thoughts about transsexuals

9. If you’re going to appoint a transsexual, at least appoint a good-looking one

10. Rosie O’Donnell is now dating an artist. A really bad artist.

11. Scott Brown has our vote. And so do his daughters.

12. U.N. weapons inspector finds WMD hidden in his pants, explodes it on camera

13. Two actual negroes explain why the left thinks Barack Obama is so intelligent

14. The economy’s so bad even Barack Obama’s vocabulary needs work

15. Democrats finally facing reality: Howard Dean and Chris Matthews call each other crazy

16. Stupidest quote ever about the Massachusetts  senate election

17. Scott Brown’s wife could kick your ass

Story #18: Ego with a capital O

18. At least he has his priorities straight: President refers to himself 132 times in one speech

19. Friggin’ brilliant music video: Obama sings the Beatles’ “Tax Man”

20. Oops! WHO predicted 50,000,000 swine flu deaths. One year later, only 14,142 have died.

21. The only things worse than Obama’s economy  are the jokes

22. Funniest global warming story of the day: Blizzard ruins global warming protest

23. Member of European Parliament calls Al Gore a snake oil salesman

24. Life imitates Seinfeld: ABC News beauty goes from intoxicating to intoxicated

25. Conservative actor Dennis Hopper dying, wants to divorce his liberal wife so she won’t get his money

Story #27: If erection lasts for more than one month...

26. Democrats finally facing reality: Howard Dean and Chris Matthews call each other crazy

27. President Obama’s month-long erection may be coming down soon

28. Toyota admits electric car market is running on fumes

29. Is Scott Brown going to pose for another nude centerfold?

30. Conclusive proof that Barack Obama is an ass. In fact, three asses.

31. Argentina’s president gives a whole new meaning to the term “getting porked”

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