Jerry Brown gets smacked by Rick Perry over California’s business climate, and reacts… poorly.

Gov. Jerry Brown publicly scoffed at Gov. Rick Perry’s attempt to draw Californians to Texas for better business, saying that the ad campaign is “barely a fart.”

Rumor is that this is similar to what Linda Ronstadt allegedly told him years ago when they were dating. “Jerry, that’s barely a dick.”

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Bonfire of the Absurdities February 6, 2013 at 8:56 pm

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Well, Jerry Moonbeam is an expert on farts…

CO2Insanity February 6, 2013 at 8:59 pm

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Yes, he’s a fart smeller.

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 9:23 pm

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Maybe Jerry should try out for the job at Greyhound sucking farts out of bus seats…His skill set might be better than Crowley’s…

ooddballz February 7, 2013 at 2:37 am

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And, yet it was enough of an ad buy to get the Governor of California to respond – and by ‘respond’ I mean ‘sound like a spluttering eight year old in public.’

Ouch, that has GOT to leave a mark.

Sidekick February 7, 2013 at 4:18 am

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Right, if it was nothing why bother saying anything at all? I hope Perry keeps it up. This is funny.

danybhoy February 7, 2013 at 4:54 am

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Jerry Brown was the governor who started California’s death spiral when he was in the statehouse the 1st time around. Many of the policies that are killing The Golden State are his, & he is back to finish the job. Jerry Brown & those who support his policies are effing stupid to actually believe the sh!t he’s doing will work. He has left a major mess behind for others to clean up whenever he holds office.

I say let it burn. California needs to bottom out, & whatever happens, happens.

GhostntheMachine February 7, 2013 at 5:19 am

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Kinda ot but is Kalifornia. I’ve kinda been looking into this, any of you folks out that way know anything more or is this all smoke?

http://www.trevorloudon.com/2013/02/united-nations-agenda-21-sustainable-development-and-the-regional-one-bay-area-plan/

“It will transform the lives of over 9 million people and towns in 9 counties over the next 25 to 30 years into high density stack and pack housing next to mass transit all in the name of saving the planet and reducing GHGs (Green House Gases). Private property outside of city and county urban limit lines will be highly restricted and/or off limits as part of the first ever statewide re-wilding and corridor system in California is created. “

flashingscotsman February 14, 2013 at 10:41 am

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I read quite a while ago that Brown is all over this plan. And the governor also.

poppajoe49 February 7, 2013 at 5:57 am

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“Jerry, that’s barely a dick.”

He may not have one, but he is a huge one!

mojo February 7, 2013 at 7:34 am

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Actually, Linda said “Sometimes, Jerry, less is less.”

davidintexas February 9, 2013 at 2:58 pm

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As a conservative and a Texan, I was actually glad that this moron was elected again to be governor. It makes California a much easier target for those of us who buy businesses and move them to business-friendly states.

The collective stupidity of Californians has made my colleagues and I a lot of money. I hope they elect Hugo Chavez next.

And I am motivated not only by the money we make, but I hope to do my small part as an investor to utterly destroy California and its ability to function. For electing the idiots they do, they deserve to be humiliated, broken, and thrust onto the trash heap of history.

I yearn for the day when Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, and Martin Sheen are the only people left to pay California income taxes.

Maybe its wrong, but we always end our investment meetings with what we think is a funny slogan – “F*** California NOW!”. It really is a lot of fun to buy a California business and then tell the employees that we are moving it to Texas. And we usually offer to move any employee and their families with us if they want to. The Republicans do. The Democrats aren’t smart enough to understand how stupid they are. Which is good because I find a way to fire Democrats every chance I get.

poppajoe49 February 9, 2013 at 10:27 pm

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Pretty big talk from a guy that has proven on another thread that he is unlikely to be smart enough to earn 2 nickels to rub together.

flashingscotsman February 14, 2013 at 10:42 am

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They call him,………”The David.”

StrinaM February 14, 2013 at 8:36 am

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Looks like its a full on hurricane of a “fart,” hey Moonbeam?
http://www.statesman.com/news/business/austin-seeing-interest-from-california-companies-d/nWNqQ

GhostntheMachine February 14, 2013 at 8:39 am

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Awesome line. He didn’t even feel the knife and is now wondering why he’s bleeding like a stuck pig.