JESSE JACKSON: ASSAULT WEAPONS THREAT TO ‘HOMELAND SECURITY.’ The assault mouth attacks assault weapons.

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Sidekick January 14, 2013 at 1:46 pm

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That’s okay, it’s just Jesse Jackson being an imbecile again.

poppajoe49 January 15, 2013 at 5:47 am

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Kick, you misspelled “asshole”.

Just sayin’

Jim Stewart January 14, 2013 at 1:56 pm

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Tim Conway Jr. has a great feature on his talk show called “What The Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say?”

http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/jessejackson/

flashingscotsman January 14, 2013 at 3:18 pm

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I have tears in my eyes when I listen to Tim doing that segment.

poppajoe49 January 15, 2013 at 5:49 am

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They should have Linda Lovelace as his translator. She’s the expert on what someone is saying with their mouth full of ………………

sa_rose January 15, 2013 at 9:04 am

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I thought Monica Lewinsky took that title!?

flashingscotsman January 15, 2013 at 9:25 am

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Monica was just an intern. On the job training. Ms. Lovelace was a pro.

sa_rose January 15, 2013 at 7:52 pm

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I see, that makes sense.

DefHarryMelon January 16, 2013 at 4:36 pm

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Lovelace croaked it a while back.

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 8:44 pm

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She’s still easier to understand than Jackson.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm

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And better looking.

sa_rose January 17, 2013 at 6:08 am

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AIDS?

flashingscotsman January 17, 2013 at 9:17 am

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She was out of the business, married, and had children before the AIDS thing got started.

And yes, she’s been dead for 10 years.

Elrond Hubbard January 14, 2013 at 2:18 pm

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Jesse looks old, sick and puffy, maybe he’s been sharing a crack pipe with his son, disgraced ex-Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. Jesse Jackson Sr. is an incoherent train wreck, why anybody cares what he says is a beyond me.

JPTravis January 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm

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Jeepers creepers, there’s always been something wrong with his face but now it’s looking like something from a cartoon. He’s either a drug addict or he’s been having strokes.

RKae January 14, 2013 at 4:01 pm

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It’s those eyes, man! If they were any farther apart they’d be on the sides of his head like the eyes on a whale!

sa_rose January 14, 2013 at 9:57 pm

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That is an insult to all whales. THEY are beautiful. Jesse Jackson not so much

flashingscotsman January 15, 2013 at 9:26 am

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They also have command of a language.

GhostntheMachine January 15, 2013 at 1:07 pm

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On a roll today.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:09 am

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Just having some fun at the expense of a fool. I’m so mean.

Jesse learned his trade from the master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwMgWsfou8A

Not so silent January 14, 2013 at 3:08 pm

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Jesse is a threat to homeland security….He wants to show Mr Napolitano whats in his undies like he did with his staffer last year….

drb January 14, 2013 at 3:53 pm

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Was he even speaking English?

RKae January 14, 2013 at 4:02 pm

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How imperialistic and Eurocentric of you!

drb January 16, 2013 at 4:54 pm

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No, just trying to figure out why I can’t understand him.

GhostntheMachine January 16, 2013 at 4:58 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voj-ZAjIraA

{edit} Not near a tribute, looked for a link but try here and check out his show

http://www.kfiam640.com/cc-common/podcast.html

Tim Conway Jr.

Missile Command January 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm

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I’m surprised assault weapons were not labeled as racist, seeing as it was Jesse up at bat. The only good thing I ever hear coming from this guy was a reading of “Green Eggs & Ham” on Saturday Night Live.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:18 am

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He may have read that well, or at least humorously, but I think it was above his level for comprehension.

Plainsman January 14, 2013 at 4:28 pm

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“Make manufacturers more accountable for their product.”

WTF does that mean? Gun manufacturers are accountable to their customers and investors, not to you Jesse Jackson, you worthless, “reverend”…? what a joke!

poppajoe49 January 15, 2013 at 5:52 am

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Make people accountable for their actions. A manufacturer isn’t responsible for how their product is used.

flashingscotsman January 15, 2013 at 9:27 am

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Is Government Motors held accountable for drunk drivers killing people?

Are fertilizer companies held liable when buildings are blown up?

BarbR January 15, 2013 at 3:14 pm

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Are farmers accountable for how cucumbers and carrots are used????

… did I just say that out loud?

GhostntheMachine January 15, 2013 at 3:26 pm

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Scrub that cucumber first, you don’t know where it’s bee…

BarbR January 15, 2013 at 3:35 pm

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Oh definitely! I ALWAYS practice safe salad.

GhostntheMachine January 15, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Sidekick January 15, 2013 at 3:39 pm

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Long winter? :D

BarbR January 15, 2013 at 3:43 pm

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accurate diagnosis, Kick.

drb January 15, 2013 at 3:55 pm

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Well, bless your heart…

BarbR January 15, 2013 at 3:59 pm

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And it’s only January.

On a cheery note, however, the thermometer has actually been ABOVE freezing for the past couple of days.

Whoo hoo!

GhostntheMachine January 15, 2013 at 4:02 pm

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Well, that’s good, at least it hasn’t been frigid all winter where you live.

drb January 15, 2013 at 4:27 pm

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well, that’s proof of the global warming/ cooling/ climate change/weather, uhm, or something.

sa_rose January 15, 2013 at 7:54 pm

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Until the huge mass of artic air lying across part of Canada catches a ride on the jet stream and drops the temps again/

BarbR January 16, 2013 at 5:01 am

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Rose, that would be tomorrow. By Friday we’ll be enjoying a high of 12 F.

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 6:41 am

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Thanks Barb for reminding me why I moved to Florida!

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:21 am

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The same reason, although less severe, why I’m not spending next winter in Auburn, CA. After the last renfaire of the season here, we’re packing up the RV and the rocking horses and heading for Quartzite, CA, to dry camp on BLM property for four months, then back up here for the faire season.

It’s rained so much here, my can of WD-40 rusted.

Sidekick January 15, 2013 at 3:38 pm

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[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Mine’s bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Right. Sensual. That’s what I meant. My name’s Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name’s Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

There is never a situation where an Animal House quote is misplaced.

Not so silent January 16, 2013 at 7:42 am

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I just watched that over the weekend, it happened to be on one of the movie channels….That is funny….thats for the laugh.

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 4:27 pm

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I saw it in the theatre 15 times, watch it every time I can on TV, and have the “Double Secret Probation” edition DVD. It’s tied for my favorite movie with The Godfather.

GhostntheMachine January 16, 2013 at 4:31 pm

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Just curious, had a conversation the other day, any thoughts on “My Cousin Vinny”? Like I said curious, wonder how other people see it.

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 4:33 pm

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As far as?

GhostntheMachine January 16, 2013 at 4:53 pm

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I don’t do a lot of movies because of my hearing, watch them on dvd, computer or whatever so I can crank the sound when by myself. But one thing I’ve noticed with the hearing thing is attention to detail, (watched a few on mute when the sleep demons were here, just to ‘see’ what it was like, how they were put together).

Just wondered if there were any Cousin fans out there.
House is a classic, Blues Bro., Saddles too, from a semi-deaf guy City Slickers is not only funny but a well crafted movie to watch.

Just wondering, sorry if I struck a nerve.

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 8:53 pm

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Not sure if you mean House the TV series (great show) or something else, but all 3 of the others are awesome.

poppajoe49 January 15, 2013 at 6:28 pm

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Barb, you’re a dirty girl!

drb January 15, 2013 at 6:41 pm

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oh no, poppa, she already explained to ghost that she practices safe salad.

BarbR January 16, 2013 at 4:55 am

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And I shower. Almost daily.

drb January 16, 2013 at 5:22 am

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whether you need it or not!

poppajoe49 January 16, 2013 at 6:37 am

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WOW!, You are quite the catch!
Do the men in Canada chase you often?

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:29 am

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Only when the snow has melted. Luckily, that sometimes happens on a weekend.

BarbR January 16, 2013 at 2:43 pm

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Naw. That pretty much stopped when I quit robbing convenience stores.

drb January 16, 2013 at 2:53 pm

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how much jail time didja get?

BarbR January 16, 2013 at 2:55 pm

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Ha! They haven’t caught me yet!!

drb January 16, 2013 at 2:57 pm

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then you’re not playin’ the game right.

BarbR January 16, 2013 at 3:03 pm

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Ooooh, Officer, I’ve been a bad, bad girl …

THAT game?

Ha! They’d have to FIND me under all this parka Nanuk of the North crap!

drb January 16, 2013 at 3:08 pm

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oh gosh…you’re really outta practice there, now ain’tcha…hey fellas, can one of you help Barb out? She’s got her zipper stuck…try to hold it Barb, peein’ yourself just ain’t sexy.

PsychoDad January 14, 2013 at 5:38 pm

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And you know what else? I’ll tell you what else.* You know all those big-shot sanctimonious leftists who shoot their mouths off when some prominent clergyman speaks up about the right to life or the sanctity of marriage, how he should just shut up and run his church and treat his religion like he treats his private parts — don’t take it out and play with it in public? Well, where are they when this horse’s patoot starts in with his litany? Or Sharpton? I think we know the answer, so let’s see if we can find some opportunities to rub THEIR noses in it for a change.

*Sorry, the planets are just right and I’m channeling Andy Rooney just a bit.

greatj January 14, 2013 at 6:56 pm

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Jesse,
Do you still want to cut Obama’s nuts off?

GhostntheMachine January 15, 2013 at 1:09 pm

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Another great one, I’d forgotten all about that.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:33 am

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Michelle’s gonna be upset.

sa_rose January 16, 2013 at 10:56 am

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Nah, she’s already cut them off. Jesse is behind again.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 10:02 pm

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I meant Michelle’s gonna be upset when he cuts them off of HER.

sa_rose January 17, 2013 at 6:11 am

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Ah. Sorry , my mistake. I stand corrected!

deepthinker January 15, 2013 at 4:00 am

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Jackass is just stuck on stupid. What do you want to bet that some where his rainbow coalition owns a gun store or two?

sa_rose January 15, 2013 at 7:56 pm

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Yeah, they reside in the hood and use the (illegal) guns for robberies. Or burglery or whatever the legal term is for stealing shit.