JESSE JACKSON: ASSAULT WEAPONS THREAT TO ‘HOMELAND SECURITY.’ The assault mouth attacks assault weapons.
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That’s okay, it’s just Jesse Jackson being an imbecile again.
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Kick, you misspelled “asshole”.
Just sayin’
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Tim Conway Jr. has a great feature on his talk show called “What The Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say?”
http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/jessejackson/
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I have tears in my eyes when I listen to Tim doing that segment.
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They should have Linda Lovelace as his translator. She’s the expert on what someone is saying with their mouth full of ………………
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I thought Monica Lewinsky took that title!?
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Monica was just an intern. On the job training. Ms. Lovelace was a pro.
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I see, that makes sense.
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Lovelace croaked it a while back.
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She’s still easier to understand than Jackson.
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And better looking.
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AIDS?
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She was out of the business, married, and had children before the AIDS thing got started.
And yes, she’s been dead for 10 years.
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Jesse looks old, sick and puffy, maybe he’s been sharing a crack pipe with his son, disgraced ex-Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. Jesse Jackson Sr. is an incoherent train wreck, why anybody cares what he says is a beyond me.
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Jeepers creepers, there’s always been something wrong with his face but now it’s looking like something from a cartoon. He’s either a drug addict or he’s been having strokes.
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It’s those eyes, man! If they were any farther apart they’d be on the sides of his head like the eyes on a whale!
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That is an insult to all whales. THEY are beautiful. Jesse Jackson not so much
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They also have command of a language.
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On a roll today.
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Just having some fun at the expense of a fool. I’m so mean.
Jesse learned his trade from the master.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwMgWsfou8A
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Jesse is a threat to homeland security….He wants to show Mr Napolitano whats in his undies like he did with his staffer last year….
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Was he even speaking English?
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How imperialistic and Eurocentric of you!
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No, just trying to figure out why I can’t understand him.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voj-ZAjIraA
{edit} Not near a tribute, looked for a link but try here and check out his show
http://www.kfiam640.com/cc-common/podcast.html
Tim Conway Jr.
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I’m surprised assault weapons were not labeled as racist, seeing as it was Jesse up at bat. The only good thing I ever hear coming from this guy was a reading of “Green Eggs & Ham” on Saturday Night Live.
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He may have read that well, or at least humorously, but I think it was above his level for comprehension.
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“Make manufacturers more accountable for their product.”
WTF does that mean? Gun manufacturers are accountable to their customers and investors, not to you Jesse Jackson, you worthless, “reverend”…? what a joke!
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Make people accountable for their actions. A manufacturer isn’t responsible for how their product is used.
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Is Government Motors held accountable for drunk drivers killing people?
Are fertilizer companies held liable when buildings are blown up?
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Are farmers accountable for how cucumbers and carrots are used????
… did I just say that out loud?
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Scrub that cucumber first, you don’t know where it’s bee…
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Oh definitely! I ALWAYS practice safe salad.
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Long winter?
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accurate diagnosis, Kick.
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Well, bless your heart…
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And it’s only January.
On a cheery note, however, the thermometer has actually been ABOVE freezing for the past couple of days.
Whoo hoo!
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Well, that’s good, at least it hasn’t been frigid all winter where you live.
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well, that’s proof of the global warming/ cooling/ climate change/weather, uhm, or something.
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Until the huge mass of artic air lying across part of Canada catches a ride on the jet stream and drops the temps again/
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Rose, that would be tomorrow. By Friday we’ll be enjoying a high of 12 F.
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Thanks Barb for reminding me why I moved to Florida!
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The same reason, although less severe, why I’m not spending next winter in Auburn, CA. After the last renfaire of the season here, we’re packing up the RV and the rocking horses and heading for Quartzite, CA, to dry camp on BLM property for four months, then back up here for the faire season.
It’s rained so much here, my can of WD-40 rusted.
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[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Mine’s bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Right. Sensual. That’s what I meant. My name’s Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name’s Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
There is never a situation where an Animal House quote is misplaced.
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I just watched that over the weekend, it happened to be on one of the movie channels….That is funny….thats for the laugh.
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I saw it in the theatre 15 times, watch it every time I can on TV, and have the “Double Secret Probation” edition DVD. It’s tied for my favorite movie with The Godfather.
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Just curious, had a conversation the other day, any thoughts on “My Cousin Vinny”? Like I said curious, wonder how other people see it.
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As far as?
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I don’t do a lot of movies because of my hearing, watch them on dvd, computer or whatever so I can crank the sound when by myself. But one thing I’ve noticed with the hearing thing is attention to detail, (watched a few on mute when the sleep demons were here, just to ‘see’ what it was like, how they were put together).
Just wondered if there were any Cousin fans out there.
House is a classic, Blues Bro., Saddles too, from a semi-deaf guy City Slickers is not only funny but a well crafted movie to watch.
Just wondering, sorry if I struck a nerve.
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Not sure if you mean House the TV series (great show) or something else, but all 3 of the others are awesome.
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Barb, you’re a dirty girl!
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oh no, poppa, she already explained to ghost that she practices safe salad.
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And I shower. Almost daily.
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whether you need it or not!
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WOW!, You are quite the catch!
Do the men in Canada chase you often?
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Only when the snow has melted. Luckily, that sometimes happens on a weekend.
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Naw. That pretty much stopped when I quit robbing convenience stores.
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how much jail time didja get?
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Ha! They haven’t caught me yet!!
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then you’re not playin’ the game right.
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Ooooh, Officer, I’ve been a bad, bad girl …
THAT game?
Ha! They’d have to FIND me under all this parka Nanuk of the North crap!
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oh gosh…you’re really outta practice there, now ain’tcha…hey fellas, can one of you help Barb out? She’s got her zipper stuck…try to hold it Barb, peein’ yourself just ain’t sexy.
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And you know what else? I’ll tell you what else.* You know all those big-shot sanctimonious leftists who shoot their mouths off when some prominent clergyman speaks up about the right to life or the sanctity of marriage, how he should just shut up and run his church and treat his religion like he treats his private parts — don’t take it out and play with it in public? Well, where are they when this horse’s patoot starts in with his litany? Or Sharpton? I think we know the answer, so let’s see if we can find some opportunities to rub THEIR noses in it for a change.
*Sorry, the planets are just right and I’m channeling Andy Rooney just a bit.
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Jesse,
Do you still want to cut Obama’s nuts off?
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Another great one, I’d forgotten all about that.
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Michelle’s gonna be upset.
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Nah, she’s already cut them off. Jesse is behind again.
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I meant Michelle’s gonna be upset when he cuts them off of HER.
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Ah. Sorry , my mistake. I stand corrected!
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Jackass is just stuck on stupid. What do you want to bet that some where his rainbow coalition owns a gun store or two?
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Yeah, they reside in the hood and use the (illegal) guns for robberies. Or burglery or whatever the legal term is for stealing shit.
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