Joe Biden + Twitter = potential gaffes galore
The White House announced that it now has a Twitter account. They picked up 7,000 followers in first four hours.
Here, as a public service, are the tweets they wouldn’t let Joe Biden make:
Swine flu is bad. Don’t let your kids ride trains. Make them ride in limos like mine do.
We need socialized medicine so everyone can get subsidized hairplugs.
Why didn’t that guy stand up when I asked him to?
The most important thing facing the middle class is a three letter word: J-O-B-S.
Barack Obama is a very clean black guy. Much cleaner than Clarence Thomas.
How come I wasn’t one of People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People? I’m better looking than Michelle.
I said Hillary Clinton was more qualified to be Vice President than I am. But what the hell, so is almost anyone.
My wife hates it when I toot. Do you think she’ll mind if I tweet?
If the British Prime Minister doesn’t want those 25 DVDs, I’ll take ‘em. That Jim Carrey cracks me up.
What’s wrong with bowing to the Saudi king? It’s not like Obama kissed his ass or anything.
We honestly don’t ask much of our government. But we pray that they let Joe Biden tweet.
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You kids had a real good thing going on here for a while—and this is coming from an avowed liberal d-bag. This site really turned on the heat on some absurd liberal hypocrisies out there and I appreciated the breaths of fresh air. But the past few months the content has been straight up poor. Poor in that you’re just recycling the worn cliches of liberal media/politics. The creativity is gone. The message has been lost in your stew of peeve.
/concern tolling.
Hey, jus sayin,
Appreciate your concern. You say that in the “past few months” the creativity is gone. Uh, we have only been around for a “few months” so I guess you simply thought we were more creative before we existed.