Joe Biden “I’m going on Vacation” Hopefully a permanent one.

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Bonfire of the Absurdities November 4, 2012 at 11:47 am

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His mind left for vacation a couple of decades ago, it’s about time he joins it.

RobertW November 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm

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lol he sounds like a senior who has to have people look after him.

that’s what they told me.

a grumpy senior.

Not so silent November 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm

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Let’s help Joe pick out a vacation spot…How about spending some time in the sun, say Iran? Perhaps he can help Hugo Chavez carry his colostomy bag around for a few weeks, perhaps we can send him for a brain scan in Cuba? Maybe he can help feed polar bears, or save the whales by offering himself up as an old dead fish? Maybe he can try jumping from a record altitude without a parachute…or stand under the next rocket launch and tell us if it really gets hot there. I would be willing to contribute 10 dollars if joe agrees never to return to America.

Dan November 4, 2012 at 1:48 pm

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Joe Biden would make the perfect “Bath Towel Boy” for Al Gore.

hisham November 4, 2012 at 9:59 pm

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Perhaps you can get a job as the Vagina Monitor at the Mustang Ranch, or did that go out of business while you were sleeping and your boss was playing in a sand trap?

ooddballz November 5, 2012 at 10:10 am

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Actually, during the 80′s I think it was, the government DID run the mustang ranch. The IRS took it over for back taxes, and ran it.
I believe it closed shortly after, though I could be wrong.

Forfeiture and sale following tax fraud

After losing a tax fraud case in 1990, the brothel was closed for three months and auctioned off. Conforte fled the United States and now lives in Brazil. The brothel was bought by a holding company (a front for Conforte) and stayed open. After that company and the brothel’s manager (a former county commissioner) lost a federal fraud, racketeering and conspiracy case in 1999, the Mustang Ranch was closed and forfeited to the federal government. That same year, the Brazil Supreme Court ruled Conforte could not be extradited.

In 2002, the brothel’s furniture, paintings and accessories were auctioned off. The Bureau of Land Management sold the Ranch’s pink stucco structures on eBay in 2003. Bordello owner Lance Gilman purchased the buildings for $145,100 and moved them to his Wild Horse Adult Resort & Spa five miles to the east, where the relocated and extensively renovated buildings eventually became the second brothel located at that complex. However, the rights to the name Mustang Ranch, which Gilman had hoped to use for this new brothel, were tied up in a court battle with David Burgess, the owner of the Old Bridge Ranch, nephew of Joe Conforte, and manager of the Mustang Ranch from 1979 until 1989. In December 2006, a federal judge ruled that Gilman was the “exclusive owner of the Mustang Ranch trademark” giving him the rights to use the name and branding.[5]

In late March 2007, the final remaining building, the Annex II which had been bought for $8,600 by Dennis Hof, was burned down in a fire department training exercise.[6] A Reno Gazette-Journal report[7] cited plans for the restoration of natural conditions to the section of the Truckee River flowing through the land, following the completion of a similar restoration[8] five miles downstream on McCarran Ranch land owned by The Nature Conservancy.

Contrary to a popular urban legend circulated by email, the Mustang Ranch was never operated by the US government.

My bad.

justme November 5, 2012 at 3:56 pm

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Why not? He’ll be out of a job ;)

RobertW November 5, 2012 at 4:30 pm

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even that will be good for the economy when him and o and all the rest of them pukes go to apply for unemployment benes.