Joe Biden says some very odd things. But this one ranks right up there in the top ten. Here’s what he said about President Obama on Friday:
“This guy has a backbone like a ramrod, I kid him he’s got a brain bigger than his skull and he’s got a heart to match both.”
As highly-trained medical specialists, we offer this clause-by-clause analysis of Biden’s comments:
“He has a backbone like a ramrod.” A ramrod, according to Merriam-webster.com, is “a rod for ramming home the charge in a muzzle-loading firearm.” So we think Vice President Biden is implying that President Obama has a very stiff back. Our suggestion? Find a good chiropractor.
“I kid him he’s got a brain bigger than his skull.” We feel badly for the President, because this must be a very painful condition. It undoubtedly keeps him from thinking clearly and explains many of his poor decisions.
“He’s got a heart to match both.” Suddenly, we’ve feeling sorry for all the bad things we’ve said about the President. Had we known he had a heart that was both as hard as a ramrod and bigger than his head, we would have been kinder.
We thank Vice President Biden for bringing the President’s severe medical conditions to the public’s attention.
H/T: TheBlaze.com
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Like Pammy Anderson, Frankenbama’s heart is really large, firm and bursting out…. yet somehow it all just doesn’t seem quite real.
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Maybe that is why Barackadoo assumes the Mussolini/who farted pose. His brain is so big, his head keeps falling backwards.
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Vice President Joe Bite-Me is good at 1 thing, sticking his foot into his mouth. He’s always saying dumb things, & he’s almost always wrong. Other then that, he’s great.
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This made me fall about – anyone seen it, yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o3NMA0MyaA0
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Obama has a backbone like a Jellyfish and a brain so small it could be implanted in the head of a flea…with room to spare.
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Yup, good thing that twit Sara Palin didn’t get elected. Can you imagine the embarrassment of having a moron as vice president of the US?
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I thought he was going to offer a cranial-rectum supposition.
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It’s true: there was never a toilet built with enough capacity to handle Obama’s amount of brains.
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Is this biden’s metaphor for stuffing 10 lbs. of manure into a 5 lb. bag when he speak’s of obama’s brain ? BRAIN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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One thing we know for sure, Bite-Me has the brain of tiny insect, and a mouth big enough to comfortably fit his foot.
What me worry? He makes me look smart, my VP he does.
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“He has a backbone like a ramrod.”
As my father used to say: “He walks like he has a broomstick up his *ss.”
“…he’s got a brain bigger than his skull.”
He’s a microcephalic (a pinhead), a serious medical condition that causes bad decision making and an unstoppable desire to take vacations and play golf.
“He’s got a heart to match both.”
Joe meant to say “He’s an egoist without match.”
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Ah yes… Biden speaks!!! When is he gonna wake up and realize he’s nothing more than Obongo’s life insurance policy? If he had half a brain he would have kept his mouth shut and been a good little Mondale.
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Gee… with things so bad for Obomie-the-Commie we should probably bury him, and just start over. Wouldn’t that be great?
Vote Often! Democrats do!
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Brain bigger then his skull? That is what Obama has?
When you have sh*t for brains I guess there is no limit to the capacity of said ‘grey’ matter…
Biden has a foot bigger then his mouth: It never stopped him from repeatedly putting the oversized pēs hūmānus into his mouth…
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Joseph ROBINETTE biden does not have the ability to think.ROBINETTE is unqualified and incompetent to be a vice president.Only Obama would nominate him.ROBINETTE MAKES AN IDIOT LOOK SMART.