John Kerry invents country of Kyrzakhstan. “John Kerry has suffered his first gaffe as the new US secretary of state, inventing the nation of ‘Kyrzakhstan’.” New SoS Herman Munster is just trying his hand at some nation building. Wonder how ‘Kyrzakhstan’ feels about climate change? We’re sure they’re for it.

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JPTravis February 25, 2013 at 10:07 am

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He conflated Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan (which happen to be right next to each other) – seems like a reasonable mistake to me. I can’t pronounce either one of them. God help the poor sports announcers when they play each other in basketball. Try saying, “Kyrgyzstan beats Kazakhstan with a last-second buzzer beater!”

Jim Stewart February 25, 2013 at 10:42 am

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JP, but if a Republican had made the same mistake it would be the lead story at all the BS networks (CBS, NBS, ABS) and front pages of the BS newspapers.

PsychoDad February 25, 2013 at 1:59 pm

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Yeah, that’s what I said over at the source site, Can you imagine the howling about “ignorant Americans” if just about anyone else said this? Or Bush or Palin?!?

JPTravis February 25, 2013 at 2:10 pm

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What are you saying? There’s a double standard?

Navyvet2 February 25, 2013 at 10:28 am

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John Quisling. Total buffoon…..just like 100% of the rest of the administration. Russia, China, Iran, all of the Shitholeistans, and even Cuba and Argentina have to be laughing their asses off at the utter stupidity of this country.

Big Al February 25, 2013 at 10:32 am

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That is the proper pronunciation in Austrian.

Dan February 25, 2013 at 11:03 am

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ummm…you failed to mention that Kerry [Ketchup] served in Vietnam

poppajoe49 February 25, 2013 at 10:24 pm

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Why would we mention it if he’s so embarrassed by it that he threw away his medals?

sa_rose February 27, 2013 at 1:14 pm

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He didn’t serve. He lived there for a while. Talk to his comrades in arms.

poppajoe49 February 27, 2013 at 8:38 pm

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Good point.

CO2Insanity February 25, 2013 at 11:18 am

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He’s got a long way to go to ketchup to Biden. I wonder how fast he’ll hit 57 gaffs?

MGAP February 25, 2013 at 1:45 pm

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Hey, at least he didn’t call it Ketchupistan.

poppajoe49 February 25, 2013 at 10:28 pm

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That’s what he was trying to say.

Elrond Hubbard February 25, 2013 at 1:51 pm

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I’m sure Kerry’s gaffe will be mocked on SNL, or would be if he was a Republican.

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 25, 2013 at 2:32 pm

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Don’t be too hard on ole Lurch, he’s still trying to find that 57th State.

CO2Insanity February 26, 2013 at 7:25 am

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Is it named Heinz?

sa_rose February 27, 2013 at 1:15 pm

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THAT”S where O got the number! NOOOWWWWW I get it!

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