Justice Breyer robbed by machete-wielding intruder at West Indies vacation home. Or maybe an Obamacare supporter trying to influence a potential swing vote. Tomato, tomahto.

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CO2Insanity February 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm

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As a Clinton appointee he should understand this is just the way they tax those one-percenters in the West Indies.

Elrond Hubbard February 13, 2012 at 3:47 pm

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This incident may give the Obama Reelection Committee an dea.

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

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Might not be such a hot idea here in the States, never bring a Machete to a Gun Fight.

perlcat February 13, 2012 at 4:01 pm

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I think they already have that idea.

Me, I call this type of crime ‘poetic justice for the InJustice’.

jukin February 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm

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Horseshoes and hand grenades.

hisham February 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm

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Breyers, not related to the ice cream guy, got off with his finger, toes, and head…he should feel lucky!

StrinaM February 13, 2012 at 6:25 pm

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I’m glad he and his wife are ok, but I swear I thought this headline was a joke!

FormerlyDeanH February 13, 2012 at 7:03 pm

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A combination of alcohol and generally diminishing vision had me thinking this was a thread about Justin Bieber, or whatever that little kid’s name is. Sorry, I’ll try to read it mañana. No point in trying anymore tonight.

perlcat February 13, 2012 at 11:26 pm

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How many Justin Biebers can *you* take on in a fight?

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

On your average monday, I can take on around 27.

perlcat February 13, 2012 at 11:38 pm

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Just started working on my taxes, and it brought me up to 28.

poppajoe49 February 14, 2012 at 5:35 am

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You could take 34 Justin Biebers in a fight!

I guess the Martial Arts training, and the fact that I would do anything to rid the world of him, made the difference!

perlcat February 14, 2012 at 11:27 am

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In that one The Force strong is.

FormerlyDeanH February 13, 2012 at 11:40 pm
perlcat February 14, 2012 at 12:06 am

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Awesome!

I can just hear it:

“My name is Jimi. You killed my music. Prepare to die.”

bodick February 13, 2012 at 8:18 pm

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and what color would the perp be?

StrinaM February 13, 2012 at 8:48 pm

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White, Christian, and former U.S. military, of course…

sa_rose February 13, 2012 at 9:03 pm

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Special ops in Indonesia, don’t cha know?

poppajoe49 February 14, 2012 at 5:41 am

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Hey! That describes me!

Interesting story, When going through TSA screening in Tampa last week, I was told to hold my wallet over my head when I went through the scanner. The woman running the scanner asked me if I had anything in my pockets and I said “just cash”, whereupon she stuck out a partially filled round tray and told me to put my wallet and cash in it. I told her “you’re out of your fu*^ing mind if you think I’m giving you my wallet and cash, that guy told me to hold my wallet over my head” She got nasty, told me to hold the wallet and cash, then when I was done some guy took my wallet and started going through it! I told him to give it back to me, he has no right to go through my wallet since nothing showed up in the scan. They left me alone after that.
I wonder how many people have found themselves short on cash or credit cards after this screening procedure.

likwidlizard February 14, 2012 at 10:57 am

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You mean they didn’t mention that you might have a dirty bomb planted in that wallet? Bastards are falling down on that important national security joke of a job. It’s sad you had to put up with these morons.

StrinaM February 13, 2012 at 9:01 pm

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I bet this anti-gun Justice suddenly gets an urge to get a gun now.

perlcat February 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm

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I doubt it — the truest zealots never do get a clue.

ooddballz February 13, 2012 at 10:11 pm

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What do you call a conservative?

A liberal who has been robbed.

Brent February 14, 2012 at 3:27 am

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Its too bad the outcome wasn’t better…..more ‘final’, etc…..

PsychoDad February 14, 2012 at 6:53 am

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Erm, no, I don’t think we churn us up any good karma by wishing death on innocent people.

sa_rose February 14, 2012 at 12:19 pm

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Though scaring him into retirement might have been ok. Oh wait, who does Obamarama have lined up next for the Supreme Court? Never mind.

likwidlizard February 14, 2012 at 10:53 am

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I would comment but I need to rush down to the Military Surplus and stock up on machetes before they ban them.

flashingscotsman February 14, 2012 at 12:07 pm

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I’ve been carrying a machete in my truck for decades. A tool of my trade, you know.

likwidlizard February 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

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I do to. When ask what I use it for, I state I kill rattlesnakes with it since i live in the desert. No problem.

poppajoe49 February 15, 2012 at 6:31 am

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I’m going to have to get a machete now. I recently cut down an orange tree and need to make chips for my smoker.

sa_rose February 15, 2012 at 10:17 am

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You cut down an orange tree? WHYYYYY? @@

Babydoll102187 February 15, 2012 at 10:28 am

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Thank you Rose! I was wondering the same thing!

poppajoe49 February 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

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Homeowner lives out of state, citrus rats are a concern, the tree produced more oranges than I could use or give away. It was the best solution, and I have lots of requests for the wood.

FormerlyDeanH February 15, 2012 at 11:29 am

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Poppa ain’t likely murdering orange trees. Either removing a dead one or a non-producing sucker tree full of bugs. Fruit tree wood is the bomb for smoked meats and the like. Never tried orange wood. Any good?

drb February 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

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I prefer cherry or apple.

poppajoe49 February 15, 2012 at 5:36 pm

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I haven’t tried it yet, but have been told its great for fish.

sa_rose February 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm

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Grill some fennel bulb in the orange smoke. Should be FABULOUS! Though I do regret the loss of the tree, especially a good producing tree. :(

flashingscotsman February 15, 2012 at 8:50 pm

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It goes great in a woodstove, too. One housing project I moved the dirt for displaced a grove, and I got to haul off all I could before the end-dumps showed up to haul the rest to the chipper. It was a shame, but nothing I could do about it but haul off a few trailer loads. I’ve gotten tons of eucalyptus that way, too.