Katie Couric wants the DMV to be your banker

February 21, 2009, 9:03 am · 2 comments

photo: Travis Isaacs

photo: Travis Isaacs

We’re pretty sure Katie Couric leads a damn glamorous life. Limos to the studio. Limos to dinners at fabulous restaurants. Limos to the Hamptons for long, leisurely weekends.

Yet when this shameless prima donna examined pros and cons of the federal government nationalizing the banks, she concluded by saying, “…a government bureaucracy may not offer the best customer service.”

Earth to friggin’ Katie. May not offer the best service? For god’s sake, woman, order your limo driver to take you down to the DMV tomorrow. Have your man servant help your dainty ass out of the back seat. Then have your assistant open the door so you can walk inside and see what the real world is like.

Take it from us, honey, you don’t want these people in charge of your checkbook.

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Administrator February 21, 2009, 9:33 am at 9:33 am

Over the FreeRepublic.com, someone posted a comment that I thought we’d share here:

When I lived in LA-the celebs did not have to stand in line at the DMV.
They had a special area behind closed doors and away from the masses.
I assume it’s still that way today and in other cities.
Can’t have their busy schedules disrupted by having to wait like the rest of us.
Dealing with the hostiles behind the counter.
I do know that today they get escorted through LAX -whisked through back entrances to special lines, ahead of the masses.
They live a red carpet life 24 /7.

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personal trainers austin February 21, 2009, 10:27 am at 10:27 am

Katie spent over 300k in one year on just her personal training. Her life is not real.

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