Retire the trophy for Worst Place In The World. Award it to Kazakhstan in perpetuity, because they apparently deserve it.
The Barcelona Reporter has details guaranteed to make you cringe:
A Kazakh man cut off his penis at Madrid’s Barajas airport to avoid being extradited home and was hospitalized in serious condition, Spanish media reported Friday.
The 52-year-old man had finished serving a five-year prison sentence in Spain for a violent crime and was due to be extradited back to Kazakhstan overnight Monday.
Despite being escorted by several police officers, the man was able to slip a knife out of his clothing and sever his penis.
Here’s our simple rule of thumb:
Cut off your penis, you’re probably Kazakhi. Cut off your balls, you’re probably a RINO.
We’re just sayin’….
Source: BarcelonaReporter.com
