Keith Olbermann, the ultimate twit, hates Twitter

March 22, 2009, 7:02 am · 7 comments

If you ever doubted that Keith Olbermann is insane, get over it. This is, perhaps, his most crazed “Worst Person In the World” segment ever.

Unbeknownst to Olbermann, someone opened a Twitter account in his name and now has 13,000 followers. Keith does not like this. He does not like it at all. So he blustered. His eyes bugged out. He twitched. He fell just short of foaming at the mouth. And then he named Twitter the Worst Person In the World.

And then, of course, he blamed Fox News.

Had they not run out of time, Olbermann would have continued blaming Fox for World War IX, kim chee, the Jonas Brothers, and his own sexual dysfunctions.

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KansasGirl March 22, 2009, 7:25 am at 7:25 am: I’m starting to feel sorry for this guy.
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JimRed March 22, 2009, 7:43 am at 7:43 am: Ignoring the Olber-moron is one of my more productive activities…
:^)
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CMartel2 March 22, 2009, 10:20 am at 10:20 am: Lookin’ mighty orange today, Keithy!
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kevin March 22, 2009, 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm: lol
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John March 23, 2009, 5:46 am at 5:46 am: Keith Olberdouche is the works sack of skin, bone, and organs, to ever set foot on this planet.
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nancy October 10, 2009, 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm: If there’s anybody more stupid than Chris Matthews, it’s this guy. No wonder their ratings are in the ditch.
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danybhoy November 12, 2009, 2:08 am at 2:08 am: BathTubBoy(Olbermann) hates Twitter…
Rick(vehicular homiside)Sanchez is obsessed with Twiiter feedback…
They ar both TWITS…
Put these 2 asshats in a cage & let them battle it out, they might actually draw some viewers if that happened on tv.
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